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Scotch Wit and Humor

Chapter VI

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The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.
The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.
So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"
There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.
"Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"
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Scotch Wit and Humor

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Scotch Wit and Humor is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.
Line 2
The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.
/ðə deɪ wɑːz wɔːrm ənd ðə ˈmɪnəstər ˈfiːlɪŋ ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd ɑːn ˈriːtʃɪŋ ðə skuːl tʊk ə siːt fɔːr ə fjuː ˈmɪnəts tuː kuːl daʊn ənd rɪˈkʌvər hɪz breθ bʌt ˈiːvɪn waɪl ˈduːɪŋ soʊ hiː θɔːt hiː maɪt æz wel ˈjuːtəlaɪz ðə taɪm ɪn ə kənˈdʒiːnjəl sɔːrt ʌv weɪ ˈbiːɪŋ ˈnætʃərəli ə bɪt ʌv ə wæɡ/
Line 3
So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"
/soʊ hiː əˈdrest ðə bɔɪz ðʌs wel lædz kæn ˈeni ʌv juː tel miː waɪ blæk ʃiːp iːt les ðæn waɪt ʃiːp/
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There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.
/ðer wɑːz noʊ ˈænsər tuː ðɪs ˈkwestʃən ənd ðə ˈmɪnəstər ˈæftər ˈtelɪŋ ðem ɪt wɑːz bɪˈkɔːz ðer wɜːr ˈfjuːər ʌv ðem wɪð priˈtendɪd sɪˈverɪti sed hiː wɑːz ˈsɑːri tuː siː ðem ɪn sʌtʃ ə steɪt ʌv ˈɪɡnərəns æz nɑːt tuː biː ˈeɪbəl tuː ˈænsər sʌtʃ ə ˈsɪmpəl ˈkwestʃən bʌt hiː wʊd ɡɪv ðem əˈnʌðər/
Line 5
"Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"
/kæn ˈeni ʌv juː lædz tel miː wʌt ˈbɪʃəp ʌv ðə tʃɜːrtʃ ʌv ˈɪŋɡlənd hæz ðə ˈlɑːrdʒəst hæt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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congenial adjective US /kənˈdʒiːnjəl/

suitable to your needs

From this reading “The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.”

fewer adjective US /ˈfjuːər/

(comparative of “few” used with count nouns) quantifier meaning a smaller number of

From this reading “There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.”

largest adjective US /ˈlɑːrdʒəst/

superlative of “large” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “"Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"”

schools noun US /skuːlz/

plural of “school” — an educational institution

From this reading “The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.”

severity noun US /sɪˈverɪti/

used of the degree of something undesirable e.g. pain or weather

From this reading “There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.”

systematic adjective US /ˌsɪstəˈmætɪk/

characterized by order and planning

From this reading “The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.”

utilize verb US /ˈjuːtəlaɪz/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading “The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.”

wag noun US /wæɡ/

a witty amusing person who makes jokes

From this reading “The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

few minutes adjective + noun

In this reading “The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.”

hundred miles noun + noun counted as “hundred mile”

In this reading “The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.”

black sheep adjective + noun

a reckless and unprincipled reprobate

In this reading “So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"”

on reaching preposition + noun

In this reading “The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.”

took a seat verb + article + noun counted as “take … seat”

In this reading “The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

addressedadjectiveUS /əˈdrest/

(of mail) marked with a destination

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

bishopnounUS /ˈbɪʃəp/

a senior member of the Christian clergy having spiritual and administrative authority; appointed in Christian churches to oversee priests or ministers; considered in some churches to be successors of the twelve Apostles of Christ

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

boardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

breathnounUS /breθ/

the process of taking in and expelling air during breathing

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

ChurchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

congenialadjectiveUS /kənˈdʒiːnjəl/

suitable to your needs

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

cooladjectiveUS /kuːl/

neither warm nor very cold; giving relief from heat

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

Dumfermline

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From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

examinationnounUS /ɪɡˌzæməˈneɪʃən/

the act of examining something closely (as for mistakes)

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

exhaustedadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd/

drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

feweradjectiveUS /ˈfjuːər/

(comparative of “few” used with count nouns) quantifier meaning a smaller number of

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

Fifeshire

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

ignorancenounUS /ˈɪɡnərəns/

the lack of knowledge or education

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

ladsnounUS /lædz/

plural of “lad” — a boy or man

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

largestadjectiveUS /ˈlɑːrdʒəst/

superlative of “large” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

ministernounUS /ˈmɪnəstər/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

naturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

parishnounUS /ˈpærɪʃ/

a local church community

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

pretendedadjectiveUS /priˈtendɪd/

adopted in order to deceive

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

reachingnounUS /ˈriːtʃɪŋ/

the act of physically reaching or thrusting out

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

recentlyadverbUS /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

recoververbUS /rɪˈkʌvər/

get or find back; recover the use of

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

schoolsnounUS /skuːlz/

plural of “school” — an educational institution

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

seatnounUS /siːt/

a space reserved for sitting (as in a theater or on a train or airplane)

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

severitynounUS /sɪˈverɪti/

used of the degree of something undesirable e.g. pain or weather

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

sheepnounUS /ʃiːp/

woolly usually horned ruminant mammal related to the goat

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

systematicadjectiveUS /ˌsɪstəˈmætɪk/

characterized by order and planning

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

tellingadjectiveUS /ˈtelɪŋ/

disclosing unintentionally something concealed

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

utilizeverbUS /ˈjuːtəlaɪz/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

wagnounUS /wæɡ/

a witty amusing person who makes jokes

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

warmadjectiveUS /wɔːrm/

having or producing a comfortable and agreeable degree of heat or imparting or maintaining heat

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The parish minister in a town not a hundred miles from Dumfermline, Fifeshire, was recently going his round of all the board schools in the course of systematic examination.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Can any of you lads tell me what bishop of the Church of England has the largest hat?"

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading The day was warm, and the minister, feeling exhausted on reaching the school, took a seat for a few minutes to cool down and recover his breath; but even while doing so he thought he might as well utilize the time in a congenial sort of way, being naturally a bit of a wag.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading There was no answer to this question, and the minister, after telling them it was because there were fewer of them, with pretended severity said he was sorry to see them in such a state of ignorance as not to be able to answer such a simple question, but he would give them another.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading So he addressed the boys thus: "Well, lads, can any of you tell me why black sheep eat less than white sheep?"

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