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Scotch Wit and Humor

Chapter VIII

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=Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"
"I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."
=A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.
"Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."
=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"
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Scotch Wit and Humor

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Scotch Wit and Humor is here in full — 491 sentences across 99 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/98 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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=Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"
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"I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."
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=A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.
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"Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."
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=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

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Aberdeen noun US /ˈæbərdiːn/

a town in western Washington

From this reading “=A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.”

complimented verb US /ˈkɑːmpləmentɪd/

past form of “compliment” — say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading “=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"”

eminent adjective US /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading “=Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"”

Matrimony noun US /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading “=A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.”

Ornithology noun US /ˌɔːrnɪˈθɑːlədʒi/

the branch of zoology that studies birds

From this reading “=Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"”

Robertson noun US /ˈrɑːbərtsən/

United States basketball guard (born in 1938)

From this reading “=Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"”

sarcastic adjective US /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading “=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"”

Scotsman noun US /ˈskɑːtsmən/

a native or inhabitant of Scotland

From this reading “=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"”

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young woman adjective + noun

a young female

In this reading “=A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.”

fled from verb + particle counted as “flee from”

In this reading “=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"”

by saying preposition + noun

In this reading “=Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

AberdeennounUS /ˈæbərdiːn/

a town in western Washington

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

BattlenounUS /ˈbætəl/

a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

birdnounUS /bɜːrd/

warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

bul-bul

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

complimentedverbUS /ˈkɑːmpləmentɪd/

past form of “compliment” — say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

coo-coo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

Copsenoun

a dense growth of bushes

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

dee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

DeednounUS /diːd/

a legal document signed and sealed and delivered to effect a transfer of property and to show the legal right to possess it

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

Dunbar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

eminentadjectiveUS /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

farmverbUS /fɑːrm/

be a farmer; work as a farmer

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

Fat's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

fledverbUS /fled/

inflected form of “flee” — run away quickly

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

fleetnessnoun

rapidity of movement

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

foremostadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmoʊst/

ranking above all others

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

gaun

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

hae

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

horsenounUS /hɔːrs/

solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

InsteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

Jeannie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

lassnounUS /læs/

a girl or young woman who is unmarried

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

lawyernounUS /ˈlɔːjər/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

ma'amnounUS /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

Maggie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

malenounUS /meɪl/

an animal that produces gametes (spermatozoa) that can fertilize female gametes

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

mannie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

MatrimonynounUS /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

on't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

OrnithologynounUS /ˌɔːrnɪˈθɑːlədʒi/

the branch of zoology that studies birds

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

ower

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

PracticaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

PrayverbUS /preɪ/

address a deity, a prophet, a saint or an object of worship; say a prayer

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

RacenounUS /reɪs/

any competition

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

RobertsonnounUS /ˈrɑːbərtsən/

United States basketball guard (born in 1938)

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

sarcasticadjectiveUS /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

ScotsmannounUS /ˈskɑːtsmən/

a native or inhabitant of Scotland

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "I suppose, ma'am," replied the humorous judge, "it is the male of the coo-coo."

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

ViewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

Weel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

wha

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

winoun

a midwestern state in north central United States

From this reading "Weel, Maggie, lass, I'm just gaun to marry that farm ower by there, and live wi' the bit mannie on't."

winverbUS /wɪn/

be the winner in a contest or competition; be victorious

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

WinningadjectiveUS /ˈwɪnɪŋ/

having won

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

wonnounUS /wʌn/

the basic unit of money in South Korea

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

yepronounUS /jiː/

an old word for “you”, speaking to more than one person

From this reading =Winning the Race Instead of the Battle= When Sir John Copse fled from Dunbar, the fleetness of his horse carried him foremost, upon which a sarcastic Scotsman complimented him by saying, "Deed, sir, but ye hae won the race: win the battle wha like!"

ye're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading =Ornithology= "Pray, Lord Robertson," said a lady to that eminent lawyer at a party, "can you tell me what sort of a bird the bul-bul is?"

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading =A Practical View of Matrimony= "Fat's this I hear ye're gaun to dee, Jeannie," said an Aberdeen lass to another young woman.

Chapter 8 of Scotch Wit and Humor by W. H. (Walter Henry) Howe holds 491 sentences, grouped into 99 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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