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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:
People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.
We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.
THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!
He is as old as his calves--his garteries....
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Shandygaff A number of most agreeable

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Shandygaff A number of most agreeable is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:
/ənd ɪt ɪz ˈθɜːroʊli ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk ʌv dɑːn ˌmɑːrˈkiː ðæt hiː ˈfɑːloʊz hɪz prer wɪð ðɪs ˈkɑːment/
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People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.
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We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.
/wiː meɪd ə ˈsɜːrtən əˈtempt tuː biː sɪnˈsɪr ɪn ðə əˈbʌv ˈvɜːrsəz bʌt ˈiːvɪn æt ðæt noʊ daʊt ə lɑːt ʌv ˌæfekˈteɪʃən krept ɪn/
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THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!
/ðə ɑːrt ʌv ˈwɔːkɪŋ əˈweɪ wɪð ðə ˈstuːpəd ˈædədʒ əˈbaʊt ə mæn ˈbiːɪŋ æz oʊld æz hɪz ˈɑːrtəriz/
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He is as old as his calves--his garteries....

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adage noun US /ˈædədʒ/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading “THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!”

affectation noun US /ˌæfekˈteɪʃən/

a deliberate pretense or exaggerated display

From this reading “We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.”

arteries noun US /ˈɑːrtəriz/

plural of “artery” — a blood vessel that carries blood from the heart to the body

From this reading “THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!”

calves noun US /kævz/

plural of “calf” — young of domestic cattle

From this reading “He is as old as his calves--his garteries....”

characteristic noun US /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading “And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:”

comment noun US /ˈkɑːment/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading “And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:”

Creator noun US /kriˈeɪtər/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading “People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.”

sincere adjective US /sɪnˈsɪr/

open and genuine; not deceitful

From this reading “We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

adagenounUS /ˈædədʒ/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

affectationnounUS /ˌæfekˈteɪʃən/

a deliberate pretense or exaggerated display

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

ARTauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

arteriesnounUS /ˈɑːrtəriz/

plural of “artery” — a blood vessel that carries blood from the heart to the body

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

AwayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

calvesnounUS /kævz/

plural of “calf” — young of domestic cattle

From this reading He is as old as his calves--his garteries....

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

characteristicnounUS /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

commentnounUS /ˈkɑːment/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

CreatornounUS /kriˈeɪtər/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

creptverbUS /krept/

inflected form of “creep” — move slowly; in the case of people or animals with the body near the ground

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

DonnounUS /dɑːn/

a Spanish gentleman or nobleman

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

garteries

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From this reading He is as old as his calves--his garteries....

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

intendverbUS /ˌɪnˈtend/

have in mind as a purpose

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

MarquisnounUS /ˌmɑːrˈkiː/

humorist who wrote about the imaginary life of cockroaches (1878-1937)

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

PeoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

prayverbUS /preɪ/

address a deity, a prophet, a saint or an object of worship; say a prayer

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

prayernounUS /prer/

the act of communicating with a deity (especially as a petition or in adoration or contrition or thanksgiving)

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

sincereadjectiveUS /sɪnˈsɪr/

open and genuine; not deceitful

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

stupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

thoroughlyadverbUS /ˈθɜːroʊli/

in an exhaustive manner

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

versesnounUS /ˈvɜːrsəz/

plural of “verse” — literature in metrical form

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

WALKINGadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːkɪŋ/

close enough to be walked to

From this reading THE ART OF WALKING Away with the stupid adage about a man being as old as his arteries!

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We made a certain attempt to be sincere in the above verses; but even at that no doubt a lot of affectation crept in.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading People, when they pray, usually pray not for what they really want--and intend to have if they can get it--but for what they think the Creator wants them to want.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading And it is thoroughly characteristic of Don Marquis that he follows his prayer with this comment:

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