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Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Shandygaff A number of most agreeable is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.
The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.
But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.
"I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.
I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."
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Shandygaff A number of most agreeable

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Shandygaff A number of most agreeable is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.
/sʌtʃ ə mæn ɪz nɑːt ˈhæpi kæn ˈnevər biː ˈhæpi wen ðə kɔːrs ʌv hɪz ˈdeɪli ruːˈtiːn ˈwɪʃɪz hɪm tuː preɪz wʌt hiː dʌz nɑːt ædˈmaɪr tuː ˈeksplɔɪt wʌt hiː dʌz nɑːt rɪˈspekt/
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The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.
/ðə moʊst ʌv ʌs hæv sʌm weɪ ʌv ˈkwɪbəlɪŋ aʊərˈselvz aʊt ʌv ðɪs dɪˈlemə/
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But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.
Line 4
"I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.
Line 5
I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."
/aɪ æm nɑːt ˈɪntrəstɪd ɪn ˈselɪŋ bʊks wʌt aɪ hæv tuː duː wɪð ɪz ðæt streɪndʒ ənd ˌesəˈterɪk θɪŋ kɔːld ˈlɪtərətʃər/

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bogus adjective US /ˈboʊɡəs/

fraudulent; having a misleading appearance

From this reading “"I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.”

critic's noun US /ˈkrɪtɪks/

possessive form of “critic” — a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading “But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.”

dilemma noun US /dɪˈlemə/

state of uncertainty or perplexity especially as requiring a choice between equally unfavorable options

From this reading “The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.”

esoteric adjective US /ˌesəˈterɪk/

confined to and understandable by only an enlightened inner circle

From this reading “I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."”

exploit verb US /ˈeksplɔɪt/

use or manipulate to one's advantage

From this reading “Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.”

publicity noun US /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading “"I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.”

quibbling verb US /ˈkwɪbəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “quibble” — evade the truth of a point or question by raising irrelevant objections

From this reading “The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.”

woefully adverb US /ˈwoʊfəli/

in an unfortunate or deplorable manner

From this reading “"I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

admireverbUS /ædˈmaɪr/

feel admiration for

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

bogusadjectiveUS /ˈboʊɡəs/

fraudulent; having a misleading appearance

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

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From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

comfortnounUS /ˈkʌmfərt/

a state of being relaxed and feeling no pain

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

convincedadjectiveUS /kənˈvɪnst/

persuaded of; very sure

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

critic'snounUS /ˈkrɪtɪks/

possessive form of “critic” — a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

dilemmanounUS /dɪˈlemə/

state of uncertainty or perplexity especially as requiring a choice between equally unfavorable options

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

esotericadjectiveUS /ˌesəˈterɪk/

confined to and understandable by only an enlightened inner circle

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

exploitverbUS /ˈeksplɔɪt/

use or manipulate to one's advantage

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

firesidenounUS /ˈfaɪərsaɪd/

an area near a fireplace (usually paved and extending out into a room)

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

interestedadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪd/

having or showing interest; especially curiosity or fascination or concern

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

leathernounUS /ˈleðər/

an animal skin made smooth and flexible by removing the hair and then tanning

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

ourselvespronounUS /aʊərˈselvz/

used when we are both doing the action and receiving it

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

philosophernounUS /fəˈlɑːsəfər/

a specialist in philosophy

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

praisenounUS /preɪz/

an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

preserveverbUS /prəˈzɜːrv/

keep or maintain in unaltered condition; cause to remain or last

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

publicitynounUS /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

quibblingverbUS /ˈkwɪbəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “quibble” — evade the truth of a point or question by raising irrelevant objections

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

respectnounUS /rɪˈspekt/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

routinenounUS /ruːˈtiːn/

an unvarying or habitual method or procedure

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

self-respectnounUS /ˌselfrɪˈspekt/

the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

sellingnounUS /ˈselɪŋ/

the exchange of goods for an agreed sum of money

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

shoenounUS /ʃuː/

footwear shaped to fit the foot (below the ankle) with a flexible upper of leather or plastic and a sole and heel of heavier material

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The most of us have some way of quibbling ourselves out of this dilemma.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading But he cannot do so, because more than comfort, more than clothes and shoe leather, more than wife or fireside, he must preserve the critic's self-respect.

wishesnounUS /ˈwɪʃɪz/

plural of “wish” — a specific feeling of desire

From this reading Such a man is not happy, can never be happy, when the course of his daily routine wishes him to praise what he does not admire, to exploit what he does not respect.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I am not interested in selling books: what I have to do with is that strange and esoteric thing called literature."

woefullyadverbUS /ˈwoʊfəli/

in an unfortunate or deplorable manner

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading "I cannot write a publicity story about A.B," he said woefully to me, "because I am convinced he is a bogus philosopher.

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