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She Blows! And Sparm at That!
She Blows! And Sparm at That!

Chapter I

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I am nearing the evening of life.
Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.
It is not so much, after all.
The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.
But I put this thought by.
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She Blows! And Sparm at That!

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of She Blows! And Sparm at That! is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I am nearing the evening of life.
/aɪ æm ˈnɪrɪŋ ðə ˈiːvnɪŋ ʌv laɪf/
Line 2
Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.
Line 3
It is not so much, after all.
/ɪt ɪz nɑːt soʊ mʌtʃ ˈæftər ɔːl/
Line 4
The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.
/ðə θɪŋz aɪ hæv eɪmd fɔːr ənd mɪst siːm æt taɪmz mʌtʃ mɔːr ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt ðæn ðoʊz aɪ hæv hæd/
Line 5
But I put this thought by.
/bʌt aɪ pʊt ðɪs θɔːt baɪ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aimed verb US /eɪmd/

past form of “aim” — point or cause to go (blows, weapons, or objects such as photographic equipment) towards

From this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

attained adjective US /əˈteɪnd/

achieved or reached

From this reading “Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.”

important adjective US /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

missed adjective US /mɪst/

not caught with the senses or the mind

From this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

nearing verb US /ˈnɪrɪŋ/

-ing form of “near” — move towards

From this reading “I am nearing the evening of life.”

reasonably adverb US /ˈriːzənəbli/

to certain extent or degree

From this reading “Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.”

seem verb US /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

times noun US /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Many people adjective + noun

In this reading “Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.”

much more adverb + adjective

In this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

at times preposition + noun

sporadically and infrequently

In this reading “The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.”

All words in this reading · 52

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading It is not so much, after all.

aimedverbUS /eɪmd/

past form of “aim” — point or cause to go (blows, weapons, or objects such as photographic equipment) towards

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

attainedadjectiveUS /əˈteɪnd/

achieved or reached

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I put this thought by.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading But I put this thought by.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

importantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is not so much, after all.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is not so much, after all.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

ManyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

missedadjectiveUS /mɪst/

not caught with the senses or the mind

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

nearingverbUS /ˈnɪrɪŋ/

-ing form of “near” — move towards

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It is not so much, after all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading But I put this thought by.

reasonablyadverbUS /ˈriːzənəbli/

to certain extent or degree

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It is not so much, after all.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I am nearing the evening of life.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading But I put this thought by.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading The things I have aimed for and missed seem, at times, much more important than those I have had.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Many people think of me, I know, as a man who has attained to as much as one can reasonably hope for in this life—if they think of me at all.

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