Complete classic literature • Five-line readings • Clear US narration
VELMORA ACADEMY
Academy of Archival Languages & Memory Studies
Menu Close
Sheared cream o' wit
Sheared cream o' wit

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Sheared cream o' wit is here in full — 453 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Cover illustration for Sheared cream o' wit
Context Illustration Reading 1/90 · 5 lines
English subtitles · tap any word to listen 1 / 5
_A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._
_Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.
As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.
The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.
The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.
0:00 / 0:00
Speed 0.75x
AI-generated narration by OpenAI · Slow US English
LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Sheared cream o' wit

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Sheared cream o' wit is here in full — 453 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._
Line 2
_Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.
Line 3
As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.
Line 4
The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.
/ðə ɡroʊθ ʌv ðɪs kəˈlekʃən təˈɡeðər wɪð ðə ker juːzd ɪn səˈlekʃən siːmz naʊ tuː ˈwɔːrənt ɪts ˈstepɪŋ ˈɪntuː ə ˈwaɪdər fiːld/
Line 5
The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anthology noun US /ænˈθɑːlədʒi/

a collection of selected literary passages

From this reading “_A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._”

broaden verb US /ˈbrɔːdən/

make broader

From this reading “The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.”

Compilation noun US /ˌkɑːmpəˈleɪʃən/

something that is compiled (as into a single book or file)

From this reading “_A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._”

compiler noun US /kəmˈpaɪlər/

a person who compiles information (as for reference purposes)

From this reading “As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.”

Foreword noun US /ˈfɔːrwɜːrd/

a short introductory essay preceding the text of a book

Gulping noun US /ˈɡʌlpɪŋ/

a spasmodic reflex of the throat made as if in swallowing

inapplicable adjective US /ˌɪˈnæplɪkəbəl/

not capable of being applied

From this reading “_A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._”

Sheared adjective US /ʃɪrd/

having the hair or wool cut or clipped off as if with shears or clippers

From this reading “_Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

kindred spirits adjective + noun

In this reading “The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.”

forty years adjective + noun

In this reading “As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.”

inner circle adjective + noun

an exclusive circle of people with a common purpose

In this reading “As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.”

human race adjective + noun

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

In this reading “_Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.”

rare gift adjective + noun

In this reading “_Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.”

Good luck adjective + noun

an auspicious state resulting from favorable outcomes

In this reading “_Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.”

during a period preposition + article + noun counted as “during … period”

In this reading “As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.”

gather together verb + particle

In this reading “As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.”

All words in this reading · 159

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

adagenounUS /ˈædədʒ/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

admirationnounUS /ˌædmərˈeɪʃən/

a feeling of delighted approval and liking

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

anthologynounUS /ænˈθɑːlədʒi/

a collection of selected literary passages

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

appreciationnounUS /əˌpriːʃiˈeɪʃən/

understanding of the nature or meaning or quality or magnitude of something

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

BenedictnounUS /ˈbenədɪkt/

United States anthropologist (1887-1948)

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

BestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

bestowedverbUS /bɪˈstoʊd/

past form of “bestow” — present

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

bitsnounUS /bɪts/

plural of “bit” — a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

blessingnounUS /ˈblesɪŋ/

the formal act of approving

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

bringsverbUS /brɪŋz/

third-person singular of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

broadenverbUS /ˈbrɔːdən/

make broader

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

CARL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

choicenounUS /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

circlenounUS /ˈsɜːrkəl/

ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

ClassifiedadjectiveUS /ˈklæsəfaɪd/

arranged into classes

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

compensationnounUS /ˌkɑːmpənˈseɪʃən/

something (such as money) given or received as payment or reparation (as for a service or loss or injury)

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

CompilationnounUS /ˌkɑːmpəˈleɪʃən/

something that is compiled (as into a single book or file)

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

compilernounUS /kəmˈpaɪlər/

a person who compiles information (as for reference purposes)

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

conservesnoun

fruit preserved by cooking with sugar

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

countedverbUS /ˈkaʊntɪd/

past form of “count” — determine the number or amount of

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

CreamnounUS /kriːm/

the best people or things in a group

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

dedicatedadjectiveUS /ˈdedəkeɪtəd/

devoted to a cause or ideal or purpose

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

delectationnoun

a feeling of extreme pleasure or satisfaction

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

deniedverbUS /dɪˈnaɪd/

inflected form of “deny” — declare untrue; contradict

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

dib

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

dirgenounUS /dɜːrdʒ/

a song or hymn of mourning composed or performed as a memorial to a dead person

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

enjoysverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪz/

third-person singular of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

fineradjectiveUS /ˈfaɪnər/

(comparative of “fine”) greater in quality or excellence

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

foodnounUS /fuːd/

any substance that can be metabolized by an animal to give energy and build tissue

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

ForewordnounUS /ˈfɔːrwɜːrd/

a short introductory essay preceding the text of a book

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

fortyadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrti/

being ten more than thirty

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

freelyadverbUS /ˈfriːli/

in a free manner

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

gatherverbUS /ˈɡæðər/

assemble or get together

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

giftnounUS /ɡɪft/

something acquired without compensation

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

gleanings

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

GoodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

growthnounUS /ɡroʊθ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

GulpingnounUS /ˈɡʌlpɪŋ/

a spasmodic reflex of the throat made as if in swallowing

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

heartsnounUS /hɑːrts/

a form of whist in which players avoid winning tricks containing hearts or the queen of spades

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

henceadverbUS /hens/

for this reason

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

Homeopathnoun

a practitioner of homeopathy

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

HUMORnounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

inapplicableadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnæplɪkəbəl/

not capable of being applied

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

indigestionnounUS /ˌɪndaɪˈdʒestʃən/

a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort or heartburn or nausea

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

inneradjectiveUS /ˈɪnər/

located inward

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

Jennie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

Kerr

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

kindredadjectiveUS /ˈkɪndrɪd/

similar in quality or character

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

Kynoun

a state in east central United States; a border state during the American Civil War; famous for breeding race horses

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

labornounUS /ˈleɪbər/

a social class comprising those who do manual labor or work for wages

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

laughternounUS /ˈlæftər/

the sound of laughing

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

lednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

LouisvillenounUS /ˈluːivɪl/

the largest city in Kentucky; located in north central Kentucky on the Ohio river; site of the Kentucky Derby

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

lovinglyadverbUS /ˈlʌvɪŋli/

with fondness; with love

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

lucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

measurenounUS /ˈmeʒər/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

MITTLER

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

originalitynounUS /ərˌɪdʒəˈnælɪti/

the ability to think and act independently

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

pathosnounUS /ˈpeɪθɑːs/

a quality that arouses emotions (especially pity or sorrow)

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

periodnounUS /ˈpɪriəd/

an amount of time

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

PleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

pleasuresnounUS /ˈpleʒərz/

plural of “pleasure” — a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

quaintadjectiveUS /kweɪnt/

strange in an interesting or pleasing way

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

racenounUS /reɪs/

any competition

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

rareadjectiveUS /rer/

not widely known; especially valued for its uncommonness

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

recognitionnounUS /ˌrekəɡˈnɪʃən/

the state or quality of being recognized or acknowledged

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

rescuedadjectiveUS /ˈreskjuːd/

delivered from danger

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

respectnounUS /rɪˈspekt/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

restsnounUS /rests/

plural of “rest” — something left after other parts have been taken away

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

SalomenounUS /səˈloʊmi/

woman whose dancing beguiled Herod into giving her the head of John the Baptist

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

selectionnounUS /səˈlekʃən/

the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

selectionsnounUS /səˈlekʃənz/

plural of “selection” — the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

ShearedadjectiveUS /ʃɪrd/

having the hair or wool cut or clipped off as if with shears or clippers

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

spiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

steppingverbUS /ˈstepɪŋ/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

suggestionnounUS /səˈdʒestʃən/

an idea that is suggested

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

treasuresnounUS /ˈtreʒərz/

plural of “treasure” — accumulated wealth in the form of money or jewels etc.

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

versenounUS /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

warrantnounUS /ˈwɔːrənt/

a writ from a court commanding police to perform specified acts

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading _Please let me “dib” this one suggestion,_ _Gulping rich food brings on indigestion,_ _Homeopath these rescued treasures,_ _Little at a time conserves the pleasures._ _Good luck to “Sheared Cream o’ Wit”._ _Foreword_ The rare gift of originality is denied most of us, but a measure of compensation rests in the gift of appreciation which has been so freely bestowed, in some degree at least, upon nearly every one of the human race.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

wideradjectiveUS /ˈwaɪdər/

comparative of “wide” — having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading The growth of this collection, together with the care used in selection, seems now to warrant its stepping into a wider field.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The same recognition of the finer things of wit and pathos which led to these gleanings will be met in other hearts and the smile of kindred spirits will broaden as this little book makes its new friends.

WITnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading As one who enjoys this blessing, the compiler of this little volume has counted it a labor of love, and hence a delight, to gather together during a period of forty years choice bits of humor and quaint verse, for his own amusement and the delectation of an inner circle of friends.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _A Classified Compilation of the Best WIT and HUMOR_ _By CARL J. MITTLER Louisville, Ky._ _This little anthology is lovingly dedicated to Miss Jennie C. Benedict and Miss Salome E. Kerr, with respect and admiration._ _The old adage “what is one man’s laughter may be another man’s dirge” is not inapplicable to the selections of wit and humor in your book._

Chapter 1 of Sheared cream o' wit by Carl J. Mittler holds 453 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Sheared cream o' wit contain?

Chapter 1 holds 453 sentences of Sheared cream o' wit, unabridged, divided into 91 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Sheared cream o' wit by Carl J. Mittler exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 453 sentences, grouped into 91 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Sheared cream o' wit?

Work through the 91 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 91 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Sheared cream o' wit

Common questions about reading Sheared cream o' wit by Carl J. Mittler on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Sheared cream o' wit?

Yes. All 0 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #? are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Sheared cream o' wit is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #?, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Sheared cream o' wit take to read?

About 5 minutes of reading across 0 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Sheared cream o' wit section by section

How to work through Sheared cream o' wit section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 0 chapters of Sheared cream o' wit to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Sheared cream o' wit

Words and structures a reader meets early in Sheared cream o' wit, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Chapter 1
One of the 0 chapters of Sheared cream o' wit, divided into 5-sentence reading sections.
Chapter 2
One of the 0 chapters of Sheared cream o' wit, divided into 5-sentence reading sections.
Chapter 3
One of the 0 chapters of Sheared cream o' wit, divided into 5-sentence reading sections.