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Chapter I

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_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.
The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.
The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.
The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.
The forest was very quiet.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Short Snorter

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Short Snorter is here in full — 204 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.
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The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.
Line 3
The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.
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The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.
/ðə ˈsʌnlaɪt wɑːz ɪkˈsept fɔːr æn əˈkeɪʒənəl pætʃ ʌv laɪt hiːr ənd ðer ˈwɔːrdɪd əˈweɪ baɪ ðə ˈfoʊlɪdʒ əˈbʌv/
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The forest was very quiet.
/ðə ˈfɔːrəst wɑːz ˈveri ˈkwaɪət/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Daniels noun US /ˈdænjəlz/

plural of “daniel” — (Old Testament) a youth who was taken into the court of Nebuchadnezzar and given divine protection when thrown into a den of lions (6th century BC)

From this reading “The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.”

honeymooners noun US /ˈhʌnimuːnərz/

plural of “honeymooner” — someone recently married

From this reading “The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.”

links noun US /lɪŋks/

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

From this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

lobby noun US /ˈlɑːbi/

a large entrance or reception room or area

From this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

parked adjective US /pɑːrkt/

that have been left

From this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

saucer noun US /ˈsɔːsər/

something with a round shape resembling a flat circular plate

From this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

unmarked adjective US /ənˈmɑːrkt/

not having an identifying mark

From this reading “The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.”

warded verb US /ˈwɔːrdɪd/

past form of “ward” — watch over or shield from danger or harm; protect

From this reading “The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

golf links noun + noun

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

In this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

few yards adjective + noun counted as “few yard”

In this reading “The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.”

clearly marked adverb + adjective

In this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

through the woods preposition + article + noun counted as “through … woods”

In this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

along the pathway preposition + article + noun counted as “along … pathway”

In this reading “The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.”

swallowed up verb + adjective counted as “swallow up”

enclose or envelop completely, as if by swallowing

In this reading “The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.”

paths led noun + noun counted as “path led”

In this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

in the woods preposition + article + noun counted as “in … woods”

In this reading “_His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.”

All words in this reading · 84

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

Alice

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

clearlyadverbUS /ˈklɪrli/

without doubt or question

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

DanielsnounUS /ˈdænjəlz/

plural of “daniel” — (Old Testament) a youth who was taken into the court of Nebuchadnezzar and given divine protection when thrown into a den of lions (6th century BC)

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

foliagenounUS /ˈfoʊlɪdʒ/

the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

followedverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊd/

past form of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

forestnounUS /ˈfɔːrəst/

the trees and other plants in a large densely wooded area

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

Fred

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

golfnounUS /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

honeymoonersnounUS /ˈhʌnimuːnərz/

plural of “honeymooner” — someone recently married

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

hotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

inevitablyadverbUS /ˌɪˈnevətəbli/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

lakenounUS /leɪk/

a body of (usually fresh) water surrounded by land

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

lednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

linksnounUS /lɪŋks/

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

lobbynounUS /ˈlɑːbi/

a large entrance or reception room or area

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

loversnounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

plural of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

near-great

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

occasionaladjectiveUS /əˈkeɪʒənəl/

occurring from time to time

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

parkedadjectiveUS /pɑːrkt/

that have been left

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

patchnounUS /pætʃ/

a small contrasting part of something

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

pathnounUS /pæθ/

a course of conduct

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

pathsnounUS /pæðz/

plural of “path” — a course of conduct

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

pathwaynounUS /ˈpæθweɪ/

a bundle of myelinated nerve fibers following a path through the brain

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

pointingverbUS /ˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

-ing form of “point” — indicate a place, direction, person, or thing; either spatially or figuratively

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading The forest was very quiet.

resortnounUS /rɪˈzɔːrt/

a hotel located in a resort area

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

saucernounUS /ˈsɔːsər/

something with a round shape resembling a flat circular plate

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

signnounUS /saɪn/

a perceptible indication of something not immediately apparent (as a visible clue that something has happened)

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

Steariot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

sunlightnounUS /ˈsʌnlaɪt/

the rays of the sun

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

swallowedverbUS /ˈswɑːloʊd/

past form of “swallow” — pass through the esophagus as part of eating or drinking

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

todaynounUS /təˈdeɪ/

the present time or age

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

treesnounUS /triːz/

plural of “tree” — a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

unmarkedadjectiveUS /ənˈmɑːrkt/

not having an identifying mark

From this reading The third pathway was unmarked, and this was the one that inevitably the lovers and the honeymooners took--the path that Alice and Fred Daniels followed today.

unusuallyadverbUS /əˈnjuːʒuːəli/

to a remarkable degree or extent

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

VenusnounUS /ˈviːnəs/

the second nearest planet to the sun

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The forest was very quiet.

wardedverbUS /ˈwɔːrdɪd/

past form of “ward” — watch over or shield from danger or harm; protect

From this reading The sunlight was, except for an occasional patch of light here and there, warded away by the foliage above.

warmadjectiveUS /wɔːrm/

having or producing a comfortable and agreeable degree of heat or imparting or maintaining heat

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

woodsnounUS /wʊdz/

the trees and other plants in a large densely wooded area

From this reading _His saucer was parked in the woods, and Mr. Steariot (from Venus) was parked in the lobby...._ Three paths led through the woods away from the resort hotel, and of the three two were clearly marked: one with a sign that said it led to the lake, the other pointing toward the golf links.

yardsnounUS /jɑːrdz/

plural of “yard” — a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading The sun was unusually warm for this time of year, but only a few yards along the pathway Fred and Alice were swallowed up by the great and near-great trees of the forest.

Chapter 1 of Short Snorter by Charles Einstein holds 204 sentences, grouped into 41 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 204 sentences of Short Snorter, unabridged, divided into 41 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Short Snorter

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Saucer
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Short Snorter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Parked
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Short Snorter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Woods
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Short Snorter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Steariot
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Short Snorter; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.