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Shorty McCabe on the Job

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

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CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.
"But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."
"Then you're comin' on," says I.
"In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."
"Ah!
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Shorty McCabe on the Job

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of Shorty McCabe on the Job is here in full — 308 sentences across 62 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/61 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.
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"But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."
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"Then you're comin' on," says I.
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"In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."
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"Ah!

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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absurdly adverb US /əbˈsɜːrdli/

in an absurd manner or to an absurd degree

From this reading “CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.”

Bayard noun US /ˈbeɪərd/

French soldier said to be fearless and chivalrous (1473-1524)

From this reading “CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.”

complicated adjective US /ˈkɑːmpləkeɪtəd/

difficult to analyze or understand

From this reading “"In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."”

constructed verb US /kənˈstrʌktəd/

past form of “construct” — make by combining materials and parts

From this reading “"In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."”

package noun US /ˈpækədʒ/

a collection of things wrapped or boxed together

From this reading “"In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."”

spats noun US /spæts/

plural of “spat” — a quarrel about petty points

From this reading “CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.”

Steele noun US /stiːl/

English writer (1672-1729)

From this reading “CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.”

Webb noun US /web/

English writer and a central member of the Fabian Society (1858-1943)

From this reading “"But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

absurdlyadverbUS /əbˈsɜːrdli/

in an absurd manner or to an absurd degree

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Ah!

alikeadverbUS /əˈlaɪk/

equally

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

BayardnounUS /ˈbeɪərd/

French soldier said to be fearless and chivalrous (1473-1524)

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

CATCHINGnounUS /ˈkætʃɪŋ/

(baseball) playing the position of catcher on a baseball team

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

comin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then you're comin' on," says I.

complicatedadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmpləkeɪtəd/

difficult to analyze or understand

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

constructedverbUS /kənˈstrʌktəd/

past form of “construct” — make by combining materials and parts

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

everybody's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

GERALD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Then you're comin' on," says I.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

packagenounUS /ˈpækədʒ/

a collection of things wrapped or boxed together

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

pearl-gray

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

spatsnounUS /spæts/

plural of “spat” — a quarrel about petty points

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

SteelenounUS /stiːl/

English writer (1672-1729)

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

surprisenounUS /sərˈpraɪz/

the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

tappin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Then you're comin' on," says I.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

UPadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

walkin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

WebbnounUS /web/

English writer and a central member of the Fabian Society (1858-1943)

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "But now--well, the more I see of this Gerald Webb, the less I understand."

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading CATCHING UP WITH GERALD "It seemed so absurdly simple at first too," says J. Bayard Steele, tappin' one of his pearl-gray spats with his walkin' stick.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "In time you'll get wise to the fact that everybody's that way,--no two alike and every last one of us neither all this nor all that, but constructed complicated, with a surprise package done up in each one."

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then you're comin' on," says I.

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