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Simon the Jester

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.
Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.
The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?
I compromise with myself.
I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.
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Simon the Jester

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Simon the Jester is here in full — 312 sentences across 63 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/62 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.
/aɪ duː nɑːt noʊ ˈweðər aɪ ɔːt tuː læf ɔːr reɪl/
Line 2
Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.
/dʒʌdʒd baɪ ðə ˈɔːrdəneri ˈkænənz ðæt ˈreɡjəleɪt ðə rɪˈspektəbəl laɪf tuː wɪtʃ aɪ hæv bɪn əˈkʌstəmd aɪ æm ˈlɪtəl ʃɔːrt ʌv ə ˈluːnətɪk/
Line 3
The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?
Line 4
I compromise with myself.
/aɪ ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz wɪð ˌmaɪˈself/
Line 5
I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.
/aɪ æm ˈæŋɡri æt ˈhævɪŋ bɪn fɔːrst ɑːn æn ˌɪnˈseɪn ædˈventʃər bʌt ðə ˈprɑːspekt ʌv ɪts əbˈsɜːrdəti ɡɪvz miː ə kənˈsɪdərəbəl ˈpleʒər/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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absurdity noun US /əbˈsɜːrdəti/

a message whose content is at variance with reason

From this reading “I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.”

canons noun US /ˈkænənz/

plural of “canon” — a rule or especially body of rules or principles generally established as valid and fundamental in a field of art or philosophy

From this reading “Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.”

compromise verb US /ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

make a compromise; arrive at a compromise

From this reading “I compromise with myself.”

insane adjective US /ˌɪnˈseɪn/

afflicted with or characteristic of mental derangement

From this reading “I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.”

lunacy noun US /ˈluːnəsi/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading “The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?”

lunatic adjective US /ˈluːnətɪk/

insane and believed to be affected by the phases of the moon

From this reading “Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.”

regulate verb US /ˈreɡjəleɪt/

fix or adjust the time, amount, degree, or rate of

From this reading “Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.”

tend verb US /tend/

have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading “The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

absurditynounUS /əbˈsɜːrdəti/

a message whose content is at variance with reason

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

accustomedadjectiveUS /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

adventureverbUS /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

angernounUS /ˈæŋɡər/

a strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

angryadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

canonsnounUS /ˈkænənz/

plural of “canon” — a rule or especially body of rules or principles generally established as valid and fundamental in a field of art or philosophy

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

compromiseverbUS /ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

make a compromise; arrive at a compromise

From this reading I compromise with myself.

considerableadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərəbəl/

large or relatively large in number or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

Doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

forcedadjectiveUS /fɔːrst/

produced by or subjected to forcing

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

insaneadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈseɪn/

afflicted with or characteristic of mental derangement

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

JudgedverbUS /dʒʌdʒd/

past form of “judge” — determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

lunacynounUS /ˈluːnəsi/

obsolete terms for legal insanity

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

lunaticadjectiveUS /ˈluːnətɪk/

insane and believed to be affected by the phases of the moon

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I compromise with myself.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

oneself

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From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

ordinarynounUS /ˈɔːrdəneri/

a judge of a probate court

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

pleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

prospectnounUS /ˈprɑːspekt/

the possibility of future success

From this reading I am angry at having been forced on an insane adventure, but the prospect of its absurdity gives me a considerable pleasure.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

railnounUS /reɪl/

a barrier consisting of a horizontal bar and supports

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

recognitionnounUS /ˌrekəɡˈnɪʃən/

the state or quality of being recognized or acknowledged

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

regulateverbUS /ˈreɡjəleɪt/

fix or adjust the time, amount, degree, or rate of

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

respectableadjectiveUS /rɪˈspektəbəl/

characterized by socially or conventionally acceptable morals

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

tendverbUS /tend/

have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading The question is: Does the recognition of lunacy in oneself tend to amusement or anger?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading I do not know whether I ought to laugh or rail.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Judged by the ordinary canons that regulate the respectable life to which I have been accustomed, I am little short of a lunatic.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I compromise with myself.

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