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Simon the Jester

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Simon the Jester is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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You could have knocked me down with a feather.
It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.
I repeat, therefore, unblushingly--you could have knocked me down with a feather.
I gasped.
The little man wiped his eyes.
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Simon the Jester

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Simon the Jester is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
You could have knocked me down with a feather.
/juː kʊd hæv nɑːkt miː daʊn wɪð ə ˈfeðər/
Line 2
It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.
/ɪt ɪz ə traɪt ˈmetəfɔːr aɪ noʊ bʌt ɪt ɪz nʌn ðə les ˈeksələnt/
Line 3
I repeat, therefore, unblushingly--you could have knocked me down with a feather.
Line 4
I gasped.
/aɪ ɡæspt/
Line 5
The little man wiped his eyes.
/ðə ˈlɪtəl mæn waɪpt hɪz aɪz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

excellent adjective US /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading “It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.”

feather verb US /ˈfeðər/

join tongue and groove, in carpentry

From this reading “You could have knocked me down with a feather.”

gasped verb US /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading “I gasped.”

knocked verb US /nɑːkt/

past form of “knock” — deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “You could have knocked me down with a feather.”

metaphor noun US /ˈmetəfɔːr/

a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer to something that it does not literally denote in order to suggest a similarity

From this reading “It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.”

repeat verb US /rɪˈpiːt/

to say, state, or perform again

From this reading “I repeat, therefore, unblushingly--you could have knocked me down with a feather.”

trite adjective US /traɪt/

repeated too often; overfamiliar through overuse

From this reading “It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.”

wiped verb US /waɪpt/

past form of “wipe” — rub with a circular motion

From this reading “The little man wiped his eyes.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading The little man wiped his eyes.

featherverbUS /ˈfeðər/

join tongue and groove, in carpentry

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

gaspedverbUS /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading I gasped.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The little man wiped his eyes.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

knockedverbUS /nɑːkt/

past form of “knock” — deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The little man wiped his eyes.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The little man wiped his eyes.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

metaphornounUS /ˈmetəfɔːr/

a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer to something that it does not literally denote in order to suggest a similarity

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

repeatverbUS /rɪˈpiːt/

to say, state, or perform again

From this reading I repeat, therefore, unblushingly--you could have knocked me down with a feather.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading I repeat, therefore, unblushingly--you could have knocked me down with a feather.

triteadjectiveUS /traɪt/

repeated too often; overfamiliar through overuse

From this reading It is a trite metaphor, I know; but it is none the less excellent.

unblushinglyadverb

without blushing

From this reading I repeat, therefore, unblushingly--you could have knocked me down with a feather.

wipedverbUS /waɪpt/

past form of “wipe” — rub with a circular motion

From this reading The little man wiped his eyes.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You could have knocked me down with a feather.

Chapter 12 of Simon the Jester by William John Locke holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Simon the Jester

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Breakfast
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Simon the Jester; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Morning
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Arrival
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London
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