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Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04
Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04 is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.
To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.
"Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!
If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!
Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Sketches by Seymour — Volume 04 is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 52/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 256–260

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To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.
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To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.
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"Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!
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If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!
/ɪf sʌtʃ æn ˈɔːrdər ʌv θɪŋz kənˈtɪnjuː ɔːl ðə ˈpʌpiz ɪn ðə ˈkɪŋdəm huː wʊd pərˈhæps hæv bɪˈkʌm ˈdʒɑːli dɑːɡz ɪn ðer taɪm wɪl biː draʊnd/
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Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Dropsy noun US /ˈdrɑːpsi/

swelling from excessive accumulation of watery fluid in cells, tissues, or serous cavities

From this reading “"Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!”

edifying adjective US /ˈedəfaɪɪŋ/

enlightening or uplifting so as to encourage intellectual or moral improvement

From this reading “To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.”

encomium noun US /enˈkɔːmɪəm/

a formal expression of praise

From this reading “"Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!”

imbibe verb US /ɪmˈbaɪb/

take in, also metaphorically

From this reading “To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.”

pinhole noun US /ˈpɪnhoʊl/

a small puncture that might have been made by a pin

From this reading “To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.”

quantum noun US /ˈkwɑːntəm/

a discrete amount of something that is analogous to the quantities in quantum theory

From this reading “To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.”

radicalism noun US /ˈrædɪkəlɪzəm/

the political orientation of those who favor revolutionary change in government and society

From this reading “To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.”

unadulterated adjective US /ˌʌnəˈdʌltəreɪtɪd/

not mixed with impurities

From this reading “"Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

alasexclamationUS /əˈlæs/

used to show sadness, pity, or regret

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

assesnounUS /ˈæsəz/

plural of “ass” — the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

attributedverbUS /əˈtrɪbjətɪd/

past form of “attribute” — attribute or credit to

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

Bacchanalianadjective

used of riotously drunken merrymaking

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

beesnounUS /biːz/

plural of “bee” — any of numerous hairy-bodied insects including social and solitary species

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

bestowverbUS /bɪˈstoʊ/

present

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

beveragenounUS /ˈbevərɪdʒ/

any liquid suitable for drinking

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

bon-vivant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

brothernounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

buttverbUS /bʌt/

lie adjacent to another or share a boundary

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

chestnounUS /tʃest/

the part of the human torso between the neck and the diaphragm or the corresponding part in other vertebrates

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

continueverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuː/

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

crustnounUS /krʌst/

the outer layer of the Earth

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

degeneratenounUS /dɪˈdʒenərət/

a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

discoursenounUS /ˈdɪskɔːrs/

extended verbal expression in speech or writing

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

dissentnounUS /dɪˈsent/

(law) the difference of one judge's opinion from that of the majority

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

dogsnounUS /dɑːɡz/

plural of “dog” — a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

DropsynounUS /ˈdrɑːpsi/

swelling from excessive accumulation of watery fluid in cells, tissues, or serous cavities

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

drownedverbUS /draʊnd/

past form of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

edifyingadjectiveUS /ˈedəfaɪɪŋ/

enlightening or uplifting so as to encourage intellectual or moral improvement

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

encomiumnounUS /enˈkɔːmɪəm/

a formal expression of praise

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

fitverbUS /fɪt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

foundernounUS /ˈfaʊndər/

inflammation of the laminated tissue that attaches the hoof to the foot of a horse

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

gillsnounUS /ɡɪlz/

plural of “gill” — a British imperial capacity unit (liquid or dry) equal to 5 fluid ounces or 142.066 cubic centimeters

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

greatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

growthnounUS /ɡroʊθ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

hydrophobicadjective

lacking affinity for water; tending to repel and not absorb water; tending not to dissolve in or mix with or be wetted by water

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

imbibeverbUS /ɪmˈbaɪb/

take in, also metaphorically

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

inevitablyadverbUS /ˌɪˈnevətəbli/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

infallibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈfæləbəl/

incapable of failure or error

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

jollyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

kingdomnounUS /ˈkɪŋdəm/

a domain in which something is dominant

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

literallyadverbUS /ˈlɪtərəli/

in a literal sense

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

matter-of-factadjective

not fanciful or imaginative

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

pinholenounUS /ˈpɪnhoʊl/

a small puncture that might have been made by a pin

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

portnounUS /pɔːrt/

a place (seaport or airport) where people and merchandise can enter or leave a country

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

prescribedadjectiveUS /priˈskraɪbd/

set down as a rule or guide

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

puppiesnounUS /ˈpʌpiz/

plural of “puppy” — a young dog

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

quantumnounUS /ˈkwɑːntəm/

a discrete amount of something that is analogous to the quantities in quantum theory

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

radicalismnounUS /ˈrædɪkəlɪzəm/

the political orientation of those who favor revolutionary change in government and society

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

rapidadjectiveUS /ˈræpəd/

done or occurring in a brief period of time

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

shudderverbUS /ˈʃʌdər/

shake, as from cold

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

societiesnounUS /səˈsaɪətiz/

plural of “society” — an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

tea-total

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

temperancenounUS /ˈtempərəns/

the trait of avoiding excesses

From this reading To temperance and tea-total societies he attributed the rapid growth of radicalism and dissent.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

they'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

unadulteratedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnəˈdʌltəreɪtɪd/

not mixed with impurities

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

vesselnounUS /ˈvesəl/

a tube in which a body fluid circulates

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

washingnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/

the work of cleansing (usually with soap and water)

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

WaternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

water-logged

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If such an order of things continue, all the puppies in the kingdom, who would perhaps have become jolly dogs in their time, will be drowned!

winesnounUS /waɪnz/

plural of “wine” — fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

wingnounUS /wɪŋ/

a movable organ for flying (one of a pair)

From this reading To hear him discourse upon the age of his wines--the 'pinhole,' the 'crust,' the 'bees'-wing,' etc., was perfectly edifying--and every man who could not imbibe the prescribed quantum, became his butt.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "Water," he would say, with a sort of hydrophobic shudder, "is only a fit beverage for asses!"--"To say a man could drink like a fish, was once the greatest encomium that a bon-vivant could bestow upon a brother Bacchanalian--but, alas! in this matter-of-fact and degenerate age, men do so literally--washing their gills with unadulterated water!--Dropsy and water on the chest must be the infallible result!

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, they'll inevitably founder, like a water-logged vessel, in sight of port.

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