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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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"Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.
It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.
"How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.
A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.
"Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."
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Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green is here in full — 201 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.
Line 2
It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.
Line 3
"How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.
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A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.
/ə ˈwʊmən meɪ biː ˈkrɪtɪkəl ʌv hɜːr ˈlʌvərz ˈʃɔːrtkʌmɪŋz bʌt æt ðə ˈveri liːst hiː ɪz ɡʊd ɪˈnʌf fɔːr ˈevəri ˈʌðər ˈwʊmən/
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"Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

critical adjective US /ˈkrɪtɪkəl/

marked by a tendency to find and call attention to errors and flaws

From this reading “A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.”

dismally adverb US /ˈdɪzməli/

in a cheerless manner

From this reading “It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.”

fun noun US /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading “It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.”

happens verb US /ˈhæpənz/

third-person singular of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading “"Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."”

lordship noun US /ˈlɔːrdʃɪp/

a title used to address any British peer except a duke and extended to a bishop or a judge

From this reading “It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.”

lover's noun US /ˈlʌvərz/

possessive form of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading “A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.”

shortcomings noun US /ˈʃɔːrtkʌmɪŋz/

plural of “shortcoming” — a failing or deficiency

From this reading “A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.”

somebody pronoun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “"Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

criticaladjectiveUS /ˈkrɪtɪkəl/

marked by a tendency to find and call attention to errors and flaws

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

dismallyadverbUS /ˈdɪzməli/

in a cheerless manner

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

happensverbUS /ˈhæpənz/

third-person singular of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

lordshipnounUS /ˈlɔːrdʃɪp/

a title used to address any British peer except a duke and extended to a bishop or a judge

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

lover'snounUS /ˈlʌvərz/

possessive form of “lover” — a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

MarynounUS /ˈmeri/

the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading "How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

she's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

shortcomingsnounUS /ˈʃɔːrtkʌmɪŋz/

plural of “shortcoming” — a failing or deficiency

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Oh, she's nice enough," was the reply, "only I don't care for her and she doesn't care for me.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, she happens to care for somebody else," answered his lordship, "she told me so herself."

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading A woman may be critical of her lover's shortcomings, but at the very least he is good enough for every other woman.

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It won't be much fun for either of us," and his lordship laughed dismally.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "How do you know she doesn't care for you?" asked Mary.

Chapter 3 of Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 201 sentences, grouped into 41 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 201 sentences of Sketches in Lavender, Blue and Green, unabridged, divided into 41 reading sections.

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Sketches
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Lavender
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Green
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Jerome
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