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Sketches New and Old, Part 7.

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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"'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.
Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!
Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"
CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.
The latter is the sole object of this article.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Sketches New and Old, Part 7.

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Sketches New and Old, Part 7. is here in full — 679 sentences across 136 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 70/135 · 5 reading units · Lines 346–350

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"'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.
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Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!
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Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"
/ˈleɪdiz ənd ˈdʒentəlmɪn ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz ˈoʊvər wɪtʃ aɪ hæv noʊ kənˈtroʊl kəmˈpel miː ˌpriːməˈtʃʊrli tuː dɪˈsmɪs ðə haʊs/
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CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.
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The latter is the sole object of this article.
/ðə ˈlætər ɪz ðə soʊl ˈɑːbdʒekt ʌv ðɪs ˈɑːrtəkəl/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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clam noun US /klæm/

burrowing marine mollusk living on sand or mud; the shell closes with viselike firmness

From this reading “"'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.”

compel verb US /kəmˈpel/

force somebody to do something

From this reading “Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"”

curing noun US /ˈkjʊrɪŋ/

the process of becoming hard or solid by cooling or drying or crystallization

From this reading “CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.”

dismiss verb US /dɪˈsmɪs/

bar from attention or consideration

From this reading “Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"”

doorkeeper noun US /ˈdɔːrkiːpər/

an official stationed at the entrance of a courtroom or legislative chamber

From this reading “Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!”

nobler adjective US /ˈnoʊblər/

comparative of “noble” — impressive in appearance

From this reading “CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.”

prematurely adverb US /ˌpriːməˈtʃʊrli/

(of childbirth) before the end of the normal period of gestation

From this reading “Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"”

tangible adjective US /ˈtændʒəbəl/

perceptible by the senses especially the sense of touch

From this reading “CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.”

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1864

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

actualadjectiveUS /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

articlenounUS /ˈɑːrtəkəl/

nonfictional prose forming an independent part of a publication

From this reading The latter is the sole object of this article.

benefitnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

chowder-headed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

circumstancesnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

clamnounUS /klæm/

burrowing marine mollusk living on sand or mud; the shell closes with viselike firmness

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

COLDadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

compelverbUS /kəmˈpel/

force somebody to do something

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

controlnounUS /kənˈtroʊl/

power to direct or determine

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

CURINGnounUS /ˈkjʊrɪŋ/

the process of becoming hard or solid by cooling or drying or crystallization

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

dismissverbUS /dɪˈsmɪs/

bar from attention or consideration

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

doorkeepernounUS /ˈdɔːrkiːpər/

an official stationed at the entrance of a courtroom or legislative chamber

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

GoverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

instructionnounUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən/

a message describing how something is to be done

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

LadiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

latteradjectiveUS /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading The latter is the sole object of this article.

letsnounUS /lets/

plural of “let” — a brutal terrorist group active in Kashmir; fights against India with the goal of restoring Islamic rule of India

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

nobleradjectiveUS /ˈnoʊblər/

comparative of “noble” — impressive in appearance

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

objectnounUS /ˈɑːbdʒekt/

a tangible and visible entity; an entity that can cast a shadow

From this reading The latter is the sole object of this article.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

prematurelyadverbUS /ˌpriːməˈtʃʊrli/

(of childbirth) before the end of the normal period of gestation

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

profitnounUS /ˈprɑːfət/

the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses)

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

ranchnounUS /ræntʃ/

farm consisting of a large tract of land along with facilities needed to raise livestock (especially cattle)

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

solenounUS /soʊl/

the underside of footwear or a golf club

From this reading The latter is the sole object of this article.

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

tangibleadjectiveUS /ˈtændʒəbəl/

perceptible by the senses especially the sense of touch

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The latter is the sole object of this article.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

vamose

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Ladies and gentlemen, circumstances over which I have no control compel me prematurely to dismiss the house.'"

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

WrittenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading CURING A COLD--[Written about 1864] It is a good thing, perhaps, to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "'That lets you out, you know, you chowder-headed old clam.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Go to the doorkeeper and get your money, and cut your stick--vamose the ranch!

Chapter 1 of Sketches New and Old, Part 7. by Mark Twain holds 679 sentences, grouped into 136 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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