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Skiddoo!

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Skiddoo! is here in full — 54 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!
Say!
I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.
And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.
The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.
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Skiddoo!

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Skiddoo! is here in full — 54 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/10 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!
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Say!
/seɪ/
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I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.
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And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.
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The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.
/ðə ˈʌpər bɜːrθ ɪn ə ˈsliːpɪŋ kɑːr ɪz ðə seɪm riˈleɪʃən tuː ˈkʌmfərt ðæt ə ˈkɑːrpət tæk ɪz tuː ə ber fʊt/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

berth noun US /bɜːrθ/

a job in an organization

From this reading “I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!”

card noun US /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading “I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!”

carpet noun US /ˈkɑːrpət/

floor covering consisting of a piece of thick heavy fabric (usually with nap or pile)

From this reading “The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.”

collar noun US /ˈkɑːlər/

a band that fits around the neck and is usually folded over

From this reading “And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.”

Congress noun US /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading “I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.”

jump verb US /dʒʌmp/

move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading “I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!”

lemon noun US /ˈlemən/

yellow oval fruit with juicy acidic flesh

From this reading “I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!”

tack verb US /tæk/

fasten with tacks

From this reading “The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

bareadjectiveUS /ber/

completely unclothed

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

berthnounUS /bɜːrθ/

a job in an organization

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

carnounUS /kɑːr/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

carpetnounUS /ˈkɑːrpət/

floor covering consisting of a piece of thick heavy fabric (usually with nap or pile)

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

collarnounUS /ˈkɑːlər/

a band that fits around the neck and is usually folded over

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

comfortnounUS /ˈkʌmfərt/

a state of being relaxed and feeling no pain

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

CongressnounUS /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

didn't

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From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

drawverbUS /drɔː/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

jumpverbUS /dʒʌmp/

move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

lemonnounUS /ˈlemən/

yellow oval fruit with juicy acidic flesh

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

nightsnounUS /naɪts/

Periods of darkness between sunset and sunrise.

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

Pittsburg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

relationnounUS /riˈleɪʃən/

an abstraction belonging to or characteristic of two entities or parts together

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

SayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Say!

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

sleepingnounUS /ˈsliːpɪŋ/

the state of being asleep

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

tackverbUS /tæk/

fasten with tacks

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I'll be one of a party of six to go before Congress and tell all I know about an upper berth.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The upper berth in a sleeping car is the same relation to comfort that a carpet tack is to a bare foot.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

upperadjectiveUS /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was down on the card to make a quick jump to Pittsburg a few nights ago, and I'm a lemon if I didn't draw an upper berth in the sleeping car thing!

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading And I'd like to tell it right now while I'm good and hot around the collar.

Chapter 1 of Skiddoo! by George V. (George Vere) Hobart holds 54 sentences, grouped into 11 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Skiddoo! contain?

Chapter 1 holds 54 sentences of Skiddoo!, unabridged, divided into 11 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Skiddoo! by George V. (George Vere) Hobart exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 54 sentences, grouped into 11 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Skiddoo!?

Work through the 11 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 11 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Skiddoo!

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Is this the complete text of Skiddoo!?

Yes. All 581 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #19668 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #19668, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Skiddoo! take to read?

About 48 minutes of reading across 117 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Skiddoo!

Words and structures a reader meets early in Skiddoo!, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Quick
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Skiddoo!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pittsburg
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Skiddoo!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Nights
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Skiddoo!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Lemon
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Skiddoo!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.