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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.
You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.
"Why should we give them a dinner?"
I asked my wife.
"Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Skiddoo!

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Skiddoo! is here in full — 76 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/15 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.
/dʒɑːn ˈhenri ɑːn kʊks wen maɪ waɪf meɪd ðə səˈdʒestʃən ðæt wiː ʃʊd ɡɪv ə ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ ˈdɪnər tuː ˈaʊər frendz ɪn ðə ˈneɪbərhʊd ɪt ˈɔːlmoʊst pʊt miː tuː ðə roʊps/
Line 2
You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.
Line 3
"Why should we give them a dinner?"
/waɪ ʃʊd wiː ɡɪv ðem ə ˈdɪnər/
Line 4
I asked my wife.
/aɪ æskt maɪ waɪf/
Line 5
"Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

calf noun US /kæf/

young of domestic cattle

From this reading “"Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"”

cooks noun US /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading “JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.”

gag verb US /ɡæɡ/

prevent from speaking out

From this reading “You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.”

intermittent adjective US /ˌɪntərˈmɪtənt/

stopping and starting at irregular intervals

From this reading “You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.”

neighborhood noun US /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading “JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.”

ropes noun US /roʊps/

plural of “rope” — a strong line

From this reading “JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.”

Thanksgiving noun US /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/

fourth Thursday in November in the United States; second Monday in October in Canada; commemorates a feast held in 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag

From this reading “JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.”

wages noun US /ˈweɪdʒəz/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading “"Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

Aren't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading I asked my wife.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

calfnounUS /kæf/

young of domestic cattle

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

COOKSnounUS /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

facesnounUS /ˈfeɪsəz/

plural of “face” — the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

fatted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

gagverbUS /ɡæɡ/

prevent from speaking out

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

good-naturedadjective

having an easygoing and cheerful disposition

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

HENRYnounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

home-made

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I asked my wife.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

intermittentadjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈmɪtənt/

stopping and starting at irregular intervals

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

JOHNnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

neighborhoodnounUS /ˈneɪbərhʊd/

a surrounding or nearby region

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

painsnounUS /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

prodigals

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

ropesnounUS /roʊps/

plural of “rope” — a strong line

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

socialadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊʃəl/

relating to human society and its members

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

strangersnounUS /ˈstreɪndʒərz/

plural of “stranger” — anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

suggestionnounUS /səˈdʒestʃən/

an idea that is suggested

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

ThanksgivingnounUS /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/

fourth Thursday in November in the United States; second Monday in October in Canada; commemorates a feast held in 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Why should we give them a dinner?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

wagesnounUS /ˈweɪdʒəz/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading "Aren't most of them getting good wages, and why should we kill the fatted calf for a lot of home-made prodigals?"

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why should we give them a dinner?"

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON COOKS When my wife made the suggestion that we should give a Thanksgiving dinner to our friends in the neighborhood it almost put me to the ropes.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You know I'm not much on the social gag, and to have to sit up and make good-natured faces at a lot of strangers gives me intermittent pains in the neck.

Chapter 2 of Skiddoo! by George V. (George Vere) Hobart holds 76 sentences, grouped into 16 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Skiddoo! contain?

Chapter 2 holds 76 sentences of Skiddoo!, unabridged, divided into 16 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Skiddoo! by George V. (George Vere) Hobart exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 76 sentences, grouped into 16 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Quick
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Pittsburg
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Nights
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Lemon
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