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Chapter III · Chapter 3

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JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.
I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.
Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.
I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.
I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Skiddoo!

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Skiddoo! is here in full — 29 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Line 1
JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.
/dʒɑːn ˈhenri ɑːn ˈpeɪtriətɪzəm ˈʌŋkəl ˈpiːtər spent ðə fɔːrθ ʌv ˌdʒuːˈlaɪ æt hɪz oʊld hoʊm ɪn oʊˈhaɪoʊ/
Line 2
I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.
/aɪ mʌst ʃoʊ juː ə ˈletər hiː roʊt miː ə fjuː deɪz ˈæftər ðæt ˈnɔɪzi ɪˈvent/
Line 3
Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.
/dɪr dʒɑːn wiː hæd ə naɪs ˈkwaɪət taɪm ɑːn ðə fɔːrθ wɪð ðə ɪkˈsepʃən ʌv maɪ ˈæŋkəl wɪtʃ wɑːz ˈsʌmˈwʌt ˈdɪsloʊkeɪtɪd bɪˈkɔːz maɪ fʊt stept ɑːn æn ˈɪnfənt ˈbɑːmʃel wɪtʃ seɪm ɪkˈsploʊdəd fɔːr maɪ ˈbenəfɪt/
Line 4
I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.
/aɪ laɪk ðə aɪˈdiːə ʌv ðə fɔːrθ wɪð ðə ɪkˈsepʃən ʌv ðə nɔɪz/
Line 5
I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bombshell noun US /ˈbɑːmʃel/

an entertainer who has a sensational effect

From this reading “Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.”

dislocated adjective US /ˈdɪsloʊkeɪtɪd/

separated at the joint

From this reading “Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.”

explode verb US /ɪkˈsploʊd/

cause to burst with a violent release of energy

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

firecrackers noun US /ˈfaɪərkrækərz/

plural of “firecracker” — firework consisting of a small explosive charge and fuse in a heavy paper casing

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

forefathers noun US /ˈfɔːrfɑːðərz/

plural of “forefather” — the founder of a family

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

neighbor's noun US /ˈneɪbərz/

possessive form of “neighbor” — a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

racket noun US /ˈrækɪt/

a loud and disturbing noise

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

signing noun US /ˈsaɪnɪŋ/

language expressed by visible hand gestures

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

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16th

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

anklenounUS /ˈæŋkəl/

a gliding joint between the distal ends of the tibia and fibula and the proximal end of the talus

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

benefitnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

bombshellnounUS /ˈbɑːmʃel/

an entertainer who has a sensational effect

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

dislocatedadjectiveUS /ˈdɪsloʊkeɪtɪd/

separated at the joint

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

exceptionnounUS /ɪkˈsepʃən/

a deliberate act of omission

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

expectsverbUS /ɪkˈspekts/

third-person singular of “expect” — regard something as probable or likely

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

explodeverbUS /ɪkˈsploʊd/

cause to burst with a violent release of energy

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

explodedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsploʊdəd/

showing the parts of something separated but in positions that show their correct relation to one another

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

eyebrowsnounUS /ˈaɪbraʊz/

plural of “eyebrow” — the arch of hair above each eye

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

firecrackersnounUS /ˈfaɪərkrækərz/

plural of “firecracker” — firework consisting of a small explosive charge and fuse in a heavy paper casing

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

forefathersnounUS /ˈfɔːrfɑːðərz/

plural of “forefather” — the founder of a family

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

FourthnounUS /fɔːrθ/

following the third position; number four in a countable series

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

great-grandchildren

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

Hancocks

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

HENRYnounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

infantnounUS /ˈɪnfənt/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

infernaladjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈfɜːrnəl/

characteristic of or resembling Hell

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

JanuarynounUS /ˈdʒænjuːeri/

the first month of the year; begins 10 days after the winter solstice

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

JOHNnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

JulynounUS /ˌdʒuːˈlaɪ/

the month following June and preceding August

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

neighbor'snounUS /ˈneɪbərz/

possessive form of “neighbor” — a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

noisenounUS /nɔɪz/

sound of any kind (especially unintelligible or dissonant sound)

From this reading I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.

noisyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔɪzi/

full of or characterized by loud and nonmusical sounds

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

OhionounUS /oʊˈhaɪoʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

PATRIOTISMnounUS /ˈpeɪtriətɪzəm/

love of country and willingness to sacrifice for it

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

PeternounUS /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

racketnounUS /ˈrækɪt/

a loud and disturbing noise

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

signingnounUS /ˈsaɪnɪŋ/

language expressed by visible hand gestures

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

snownounUS /snoʊ/

precipitation falling from clouds in the form of ice crystals

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

spentadjectiveUS /spent/

depleted of energy, force, or strength

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

steppedverbUS /stept/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

stormverbUS /stɔːrm/

behave violently, as if in state of a great anger

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

suspectedadjectiveUS /səˈspektɪd/

believed likely

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

UnclenounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

waitedverbUS /ˈweɪtɪd/

past form of “wait” — stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

Chapter 3 of Skiddoo! by George V. (George Vere) Hobart holds 29 sentences, grouped into 6 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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