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Chapter III

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JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.
I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.
Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.
I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.
I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.
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Skiddoo!

Chapter III

Reading 1/6 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.
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I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.
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Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.
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I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.
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I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

After preposition US /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.”

Because conjunction US /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading “Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.”

Before preposition US /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

Believe noun US /ˈbelieve/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

Foot noun US /foot/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.”

Fourth noun US /fourth/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

Infernal adjective US /ɪnˈfɜːrnəl/

extremely troublesome or annoying

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

JOHN noun US /john/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.”

Least noun US /least/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

Make noun US /make/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

Must modal verb US /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.”

Same noun US /same/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.”

Time noun US /time/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.”

Under preposition US /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.”

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16th

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

ankle

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

believenounUS /ˈbelieve/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

benefit

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

bombshell

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

cold

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

days

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

Dear

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

dislocated

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

event

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

exception

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

expects

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

explode

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

exploded

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

eyebrows

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

few

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

firecrackers

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

footnounUS /foot/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

forefathers

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

FourthnounUS /fourth/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

great-grandchildren

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

Hancocks

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

HENRY

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

home

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

idea

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From this reading I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

infant

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

infernaladjectiveUS /ɪnˈfɜːrnəl/

extremely troublesome or annoying

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

January

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

JOHN

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

July

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

leastnounUS /least/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

letter

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

like

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From this reading I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.

makenounUS /make/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

neighbor's

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

nice

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

noise

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From this reading I like the idea of the Fourth with the exception of the noise.

noisy

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

Ohio

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

old

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

PATRIOTISM

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

Peter

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

quiet

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

racket

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

samenounUS /same/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

show

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

signing

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

snow

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

somewhat

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

spent

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

stepped

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From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

storm

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

suspected

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

then

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

timenounUS /time/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

too

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

Uncle

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From this reading JOHN HENRY ON PATRIOTISM Uncle Peter spent the Fourth of July at his old home in Ohio.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

waited

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From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Dear John: We had a nice quiet time on the Fourth with the exception of my ankle, which was somewhat dislocated because my foot stepped on an infant bombshell which same exploded for my benefit.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.

wrote

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From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I must show you a letter he wrote me a few days after that noisy event.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I believe that if our forefathers had suspected that their great-grandchildren would make such an infernal racket on the Fourth of July they would have waited for a snow storm on the 16th of January before signing their John Hancocks, because then it would be too cold to explode firecrackers under your neighbor's eyebrows when he least expects it.