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...So They Baked a Cake
...So They Baked a Cake

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of ...So They Baked a Cake is here in full — 283 sentences across 57 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.
So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.
Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.
Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.
I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.
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...So They Baked a Cake

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of ...So They Baked a Cake is here in full — 283 sentences across 57 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/56 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.
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So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.
/soʊ ðɪs ˈstɑːrʃɪp siːmd tuː ˈɔːfər ðə aɪˈdiːl ɪˈskeɪp frʌm ɪt ɔːl/
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Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.
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Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.
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I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bureaucracy noun US /bjʊˈrɑːkrəsi/

nonelective government officials

From this reading “Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.”

columnist noun US /ˈkɑːləmnəst/

a journalist who writes editorials

From this reading “He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.”

glamorous adjective US /ˈɡlæmərəs/

having an air of allure, romance and excitement

From this reading “I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.”

hypochondria noun US /ˌhaɪpəˈkɑːndriə/

chronic and abnormal anxiety about imaginary symptoms and ailments

From this reading “Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.”

rationing noun US /ˈræʃənɪŋ/

the act of rationing

From this reading “Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.”

snotty adjective US /ˈsnɔːtiː/

(used colloquially) overly conceited or arrogant

From this reading “I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.”

specializes verb US /ˈspeʃəlaɪzəz/

third-person singular of “specialize” — become more focused on an area of activity or field of study

From this reading “He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.”

starship noun US /ˈstɑːrʃɪp/

a spacecraft designed to carry a crew into interstellar space (especially in science fiction)

From this reading “So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

on earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.”

chorus girls noun + noun counted as “chorus girl”

a woman who dances in a chorus line

In this reading “I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.”

human interest adjective + noun

In this reading “He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.”

get away verb + particle

run away from confinement

In this reading “Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.”

get into verb + particle

get involved in or with

In this reading “Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.”

of humanity preposition + noun

In this reading “Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.”

All words in this reading · 106

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

bewilderedadjectiveUS /bɪˈwɪldərd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

blondesnounUS /blɑːndz/

plural of “blonde” — a person with fair skin and hair

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

boilingnounUS /ˈbɔɪlɪŋ/

the application of heat to change something from a liquid to a gas

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

BoonenounUS /buːn/

an American pioneer and guide and explorer (1734-1820)

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

braveadjectiveUS /breɪv/

possessing or displaying courage; able to face and deal with danger or fear without flinching

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

bureaucracynounUS /bjʊˈrɑːkrəsi/

nonelective government officials

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

chorusnounUS /ˈkɔːrəs/

any utterance produced simultaneously by a group

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

columnistnounUS /ˈkɑːləmnəst/

a journalist who writes editorials

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

commonplaceadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmənpleɪs/

completely ordinary and unremarkable

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

DanielnounUS /ˈdænjəl/

(Old Testament) a youth who was taken into the court of Nebuchadnezzar and given divine protection when thrown into a den of lions (6th century BC)

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

darlingsnounUS /ˈdɑːrlɪŋz/

plural of “darling” — a special loved one

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

dietnounUS /ˈdaɪət/

a prescribed selection of foods

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

emotionsnounUS /ɪˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “emotion” — any strong feeling

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

escapenounUS /ɪˈskeɪp/

the act of escaping physically

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

fednounUS /fed/

any federal law-enforcement officer

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

glamorizations

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

glamorousadjectiveUS /ˈɡlæmərəs/

having an air of allure, romance and excitement

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

governmentnounUS /ˈɡʌvərmənt/

the organization that is the governing authority of a political unit

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

guysnounUS /ɡaɪz/

plural of “guy” — an informal term for a youth or man

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

hatedadjectiveUS /ˈheɪtəd/

treated with dislike or contempt

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

heroesnounUS /ˈhɪroʊz/

plural of “hero” — a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

humanitynounUS /hjuːˈmænɪti/

the quality of being humane

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

hypochondrianounUS /ˌhaɪpəˈkɑːndriə/

chronic and abnormal anxiety about imaginary symptoms and ailments

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

idealadjectiveUS /aɪˈdiːl/

conforming to an ultimate standard of perfection or excellence; embodying an ideal

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

inhabitableadjective

fit for habitation

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

interviewsnounUS /ˈɪntərvjuːz/

plural of “interview” — the questioning of a person (or a conversation in which information is elicited); often conducted by journalists

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

linenounUS /laɪn/

a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

massnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

messnounUS /mes/

a state of confusion and disorderliness

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

millionairesnounUS /ˌmɪljəˈnerz/

plural of “millionaire” — a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

phonynounUS /ˈfoʊni/

a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

politiciansnounUS /ˌpɑːləˈtɪʃənz/

plural of “politician” — a leader engaged in civil administration

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

pompousadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːmpəs/

puffed up with vanity

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

press-agents

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

professionnounUS /prəˈfeʃən/

the body of people in a learned occupation

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

qualificationnounUS /ˌkwɑːləfəˈkeɪʃən/

an attribute that must be met or complied with and that fits a person for something

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

rationingnounUS /ˈræʃənɪŋ/

the act of rationing

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

restrictionsnounUS /riˈstrɪkʃənz/

plural of “restriction” — a principle that limits the extent of something

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

rocknounUS /rɑːk/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

smotheringadjectiveUS /ˈsmʌðərɪŋ/

causing difficulty in breathing especially through lack of fresh air and presence of heat

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

snottyadjectiveUS /ˈsnɔːtiː/

(used colloquially) overly conceited or arrogant

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

sordidadjectiveUS /ˈsɔːrdəd/

morally degraded

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

specializesverbUS /ˈspeʃəlaɪzəz/

third-person singular of “specialize” — become more focused on an area of activity or field of study

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

stankverbUS /stæŋk/

inflected form of “stink” — be extremely bad in quality or in one's performance

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

starshipnounUS /ˈstɑːrʃɪp/

a spacecraft designed to carry a crew into interstellar space (especially in science fiction)

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

supplementsnounUS /ˈsʌpləmənts/

plural of “supplement” — textual matter that is added onto a publication; usually at the end

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

SureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

syntheticadjectiveUS /sɪnˈθetɪk/

not of natural origin; prepared or made artificially

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading So ... this starship seemed to offer the ideal escape from it all.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

toiletnounUS /ˈtɔɪlət/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

toughadjectiveUS /tʌf/

not given to gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

typenounUS /taɪp/

a subdivision of a particular kind of thing

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading He was tired of people--a "human interest" columnist, who specializes in glamorizations of the commonplace and sordid is likely to get that way.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Not being the Daniel Boone type, this was my private qualification for the job--being fed up to here with people, with the smothering bureaucracy of world government, with restrictions and rationing and synthetic diet supplements and synthetic blondes and mass hypochondria and phony emotions and standing in line to get into a pay toilet.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Sure, I was one of the tough guys who said it would be great, just great, to get away from the boiling mess of humanity that stank up every inhabitable rock on earth.

wringverbUS /rɪŋ/

twist and press out of shape

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

wrongedverbUS /rɔːŋd/

past form of “wrong” — treat unjustly; do wrong to

From this reading I hated my profession, trying to wring glamorous interviews out of bewildered heroes and press-agents' darlings and pompous politicians and snotty millionaires and brave little wronged chorus girls.

Chapter 1 of ...So They Baked a Cake by Winston K. (Winston Kinney) Marks holds 283 sentences, grouped into 57 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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