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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I do a short story for it every week, under various names.
A duke or an earl goes with each story.
I loathe it intensely."
"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.
What is a wand of death?"
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Something New

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Something New is here in full — 335 sentences across 67 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 33/67 · 5 reading units · Lines 161–165

Line 1
I do a short story for it every week, under various names.
/aɪ duː ə ʃɔːrt ˈstɔːri fɔːr ɪt ˈevəri wiːk ˈʌndər ˈveriəs neɪmz/
Line 2
A duke or an earl goes with each story.
/ə duːk ɔːr æn ɜːrl ɡoʊz wɪð iːtʃ ˈstɔːri/
Line 3
I loathe it intensely."
/aɪ loʊð ɪt ˌɪnˈtensli/
Line 4
"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.
/aɪ æm ˈsɑːri fɔːr jɔːr ˈtrʌbəlz sed æʃ ˈfɜːrmli bʌt wiː ɑːr ˈwɑːndərɪŋ frʌm ðə pɔɪnt/
Line 5
What is a wand of death?"
/wʌt ɪz ə wɑːnd ʌv deθ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Ashe noun US /æʃ/

United States tennis player who was the first Black to win United States and English singles championships (1943-1993)

From this reading “"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.”

earl noun US /ɜːrl/

a British peer ranking below a marquess and above a viscount

From this reading “A duke or an earl goes with each story.”

firmly adverb US /ˈfɜːrmli/

with resolute determination

From this reading “"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.”

intensely adverb US /ˌɪnˈtensli/

to a high degree; extremely; in high concentration or density

From this reading “I loathe it intensely."”

loathe verb US /loʊð/

find repugnant

From this reading “I loathe it intensely."”

troubles noun US /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading “"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.”

wand noun US /wɑːnd/

a rod used by a magician or water diviner

From this reading “What is a wand of death?"”

wandering adjective US /ˈwɑːndərɪŋ/

migratory

From this reading “"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

AshenounUS /æʃ/

United States tennis player who was the first Black to win United States and English singles championships (1943-1993)

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading What is a wand of death?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

dukenounUS /duːk/

a British peer of the highest rank

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

earlnounUS /ɜːrl/

a British peer ranking below a marquess and above a viscount

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

firmlyadverbUS /ˈfɜːrmli/

with resolute determination

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

intenselyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈtensli/

to a high degree; extremely; in high concentration or density

From this reading I loathe it intensely."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What is a wand of death?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

loatheverbUS /loʊð/

find repugnant

From this reading I loathe it intensely."

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What is a wand of death?"

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

troublesnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

wandnounUS /wɑːnd/

a rod used by a magician or water diviner

From this reading What is a wand of death?"

wanderingadjectiveUS /ˈwɑːndərɪŋ/

migratory

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading I do a short story for it every week, under various names.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What is a wand of death?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A duke or an earl goes with each story.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are wandering from the point.

Chapter 1 of Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 335 sentences, grouped into 67 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 335 sentences of Something New, unabridged, divided into 67 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 335 sentences, grouped into 67 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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