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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.
I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.
Was it fun being a lady's maid?"
"It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."
Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.
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Something New

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Something New is here in full — 335 sentences across 67 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 54/67 · 5 reading units · Lines 266–270

Line 1
I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.
/aɪ səˈpoʊz ə ˈɡʌvərnəs ɪz ðə ˈfiːmeɪl ɪˈkwɪvələnt/
Line 2
I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.
Line 3
Was it fun being a lady's maid?"
/wɑːz ɪt fʌn ˈbiːɪŋ ə ˈleɪdiz meɪd/
Line 4
"It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."
Line 5
Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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aristocracy noun US /ˌerəˈstɑːkrəsi/

a privileged class holding hereditary titles

From this reading “"It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."”

Ashe noun US /æʃ/

United States tennis player who was the first Black to win United States and English singles championships (1943-1993)

From this reading “Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.”

dukes noun US /duːks/

plural of “duke” — a British peer of the highest rank

From this reading “"It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."”

earls noun US /ɜːrlz/

plural of “earl” — a British peer ranking below a marquess and above a viscount

From this reading “"It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."”

equivalent noun US /ɪˈkwɪvələnt/

a person or thing equal to another in value or measure or force or effect or significance etc

From this reading “I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.”

haunts noun US /hɔːnts/

plural of “haunt” — a frequently visited place

From this reading “"It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."”

Sherman noun US /ˈʃɜːrmən/

United States general who was commander of all Union troops in the West; he captured Atlanta and led a destructive march to the sea that cut the Confederacy in two (1820-1891)

From this reading “I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.”

tutoring verb US /ˈtuːtərɪŋ/

-ing form of “tutor” — be a tutor to someone; give individual instruction

From this reading “I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

admirationnounUS /ˌædmərˈeɪʃən/

a feeling of delighted approval and liking

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

aristocracynounUS /ˌerəˈstɑːkrəsi/

a privileged class holding hereditary titles

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

AshenounUS /æʃ/

United States tennis player who was the first Black to win United States and English singles championships (1943-1993)

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

authoritynounUS /əˈθɔːrəti/

the power or right to give orders or make decisions

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Was it fun being a lady's maid?"

breathnounUS /breθ/

the process of taking in and expelling air during breathing

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

breezilyadverb

in a breezy manner

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

drewnounUS /druː/

United States actor (born in Ireland); father of Georgiana Emma Barrymore (1827-1862)

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

dukesnounUS /duːks/

plural of “duke” — a British peer of the highest rank

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

earlsnounUS /ɜːrlz/

plural of “earl” — a British peer ranking below a marquess and above a viscount

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

equivalentnounUS /ɪˈkwɪvələnt/

a person or thing equal to another in value or measure or force or effect or significance etc

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

establishedadjectiveUS /ɪˈstæblɪʃt/

brought about or set up or accepted; especially long established

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

expressedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsprest/

communicated in words

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

femaleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːmeɪl/

being the sex (of plant or animal) that produces fertilizable gametes (ova) from which offspring develop

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading Was it fun being a lady's maid?"

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

GeneraladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

Gossip's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

governessnounUS /ˈɡʌvərnəs/

a woman entrusted with the care and supervision of a child (especially in a private home)

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

hauntsnounUS /hɔːnts/

plural of “haunt” — a frequently visited place

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Was it fun being a lady's maid?"

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

lady'snounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

possessive form of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Was it fun being a lady's maid?"

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading Was it fun being a lady's maid?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

opportunitynounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

scientificadjectiveUS /ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk/

of or relating to the practice of science

From this reading Ashe drew a deep breath--not a scientific deep breath, but one of admiration.

ShermannounUS /ˈʃɜːrmən/

United States general who was commander of all Union troops in the West; he captured Atlanta and led a destructive march to the sea that cut the Confederacy in two (1820-1891)

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

studyingnounUS /ˈstʌdiɪŋ/

reading carefully with intent to remember

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I suppose a governess is the female equivalent.

tutoringverbUS /ˈtuːtərɪŋ/

-ing form of “tutor” — be a tutor to someone; give individual instruction

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

Wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Was it fun being a lady's maid?"

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "It was pretty good fun; and it gave me an opportunity of studying the aristocracy in its native haunts, which has made me the Gossip's established authority on dukes and earls."

wonderedverbUS /ˈwʌndərd/

past form of “wonder” — have a wish or desire to know something

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I have often wondered what General Sherman would have said about private tutoring if he expressed himself so breezily about mere war.

Chapter 1 of Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 335 sentences, grouped into 67 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Sunshine
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