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South African anecdotes

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* * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.
“Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.
Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.
Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.
When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”
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South African anecdotes

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of South African anecdotes is here in full — 376 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/75 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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* * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.
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“Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.
/wel rɪˈplaɪd mɑːrk tweɪn ˈæftər aɪ hæd bɪn ɪn keɪp taʊn ə wiːk ənd hæd hɜːrd boʊθ saɪdz ʌv ðə ˈkwestʃən aɪ θɔːt aɪ hæd ˈmæstərd ɪt/
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Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.
/ðen aɪ went tuː ˈkɪmbərli ənd met wɪð ə ˈtoʊtəli ˈdɪfərənt vjuː/
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Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.
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When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

Learner Dictionary

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African adjective US /ˈæfrəkən/

of or relating to the nations of Africa or their peoples

From this reading “* * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.”

eminent adjective US /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading “* * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.”

Johannesburg noun US /ˌdʒoʊˈhænɪsbərɡ/

city in the northeastern part of South Africa near Pretoria; commercial center for diamond and gold industries

From this reading “Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.”

Kimberley noun US /ˈkɪmbərli/

city in central South Africa; center for diamond mining and diamond marketing

From this reading “Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.”

mastered adjective US /ˈmæstərd/

understood perfectly

From this reading ““Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.”

Pretoria noun US /priˈtɔːriə/

city in the Transvaal; the seat of the executive branch of the government of South Africa

From this reading “Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.”

totally adverb US /ˈtoʊtəli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading “Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.”

Twain noun US /tweɪn/

two items of the same kind

From this reading “* * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.”

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totally different adverb + adjective

In this reading “Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.”

different opinion adjective + noun

In this reading “Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.”

different view adjective + noun

In this reading “Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.”

met with verb + particle counted as “meet with”

In this reading “Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

affairsnounUS /əˈferz/

matters of personal concern

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

AfricanounUS /ˈæfrəkɑː/

the second largest continent; located to the south of Europe and bordered to the west by the South Atlantic and to the east by the Indian Ocean

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

AfricanadjectiveUS /ˈæfrəkən/

of or relating to the nations of Africa or their peoples

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

Africandernoun

tall large-horned humped cattle of South Africa; used for meat or draft

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

Bloemfonteinnoun

the seat of the supreme court

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

Bulawayonoun

industrial city in southwestern Zimbabwe

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

CapenounUS /keɪp/

a strip of land projecting into a body of water

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

eminentadjectiveUS /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

JohannesburgnounUS /ˌdʒoʊˈhænɪsbərɡ/

city in the northeastern part of South Africa near Pretoria; commercial center for diamond and gold industries

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

KimberleynounUS /ˈkɪmbərli/

city in central South Africa; center for diamond mining and diamond marketing

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

MarkverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

masteredadjectiveUS /ˈmæstərd/

understood perfectly

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

PretorianounUS /priˈtɔːriə/

city in the Transvaal; the seat of the executive branch of the government of South Africa

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

sidesnounUS /saɪdz/

plural of “side” — a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

SouthnounUS /saʊθ/

the region of the United States lying to the south of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

totallyadverbUS /ˈtoʊtəli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

TownnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

TwainnounUS /tweɪn/

two items of the same kind

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

UpadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

visitedverbUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” replied Mark Twain, “after I had been in Cape Town a week and had heard both sides of the question, I thought I had mastered it.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading * * * * * When Mark Twain visited South Africa, he was asked by an eminent Africander what he thought of South African affairs.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Up in Bulawayo there was quite another story, and in Johannesburg a different opinion was heard, while in Pretoria I might as well have been in another country.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Then I went to Kimberley, and met with a totally different view.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When I reached Bloemfontein----” “Yes?” said the eminent Africander, “what conclusion did you come to?”

Chapter 2 of South African anecdotes by A. [Compiler] Ellman holds 376 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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