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St. Patrick's Day

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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_Rosy_.
What a miracle of fidelity!
_Just_.
Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.
Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

St. Patrick's Day

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of St. Patrick's Day is here in full — 485 sentences across 97 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/97 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Rosy_.
/ˈroʊzi/
Line 2
What a miracle of fidelity!
/wʌt ə ˈmɪrəkəl ʌv fəˈdeləti/
Line 3
_Just_.
/dʒʌst/
Line 4
Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.
Line 5
Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bribe noun US /braɪb/

payment made to a person in a position of trust to corrupt his judgment

From this reading “Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.”

fidelity noun US /fəˈdeləti/

accuracy with which an electronic system reproduces the sound or image of its input signal

From this reading “What a miracle of fidelity!”

justice noun US /ˈdʒʌstəs/

the quality of being just or fair

From this reading “Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.”

miracle noun US /ˈmɪrəkəl/

any amazing or wonderful occurrence

From this reading “What a miracle of fidelity!”

purse noun US /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

Rosy adjective US /ˈroʊzi/

reflecting optimism

takes noun US /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

trash noun US /træʃ/

worthless material that is to be disposed of

From this reading “Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading What a miracle of fidelity!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

Ay

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

bribenounUS /braɪb/

payment made to a person in a position of trust to corrupt his judgment

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

fidelitynounUS /fəˈdeləti/

accuracy with which an electronic system reproduces the sound or image of its input signal

From this reading What a miracle of fidelity!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

Humphrey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading _Just_.

justicenounUS /ˈdʒʌstəs/

the quality of being just or fair

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

miraclenounUS /ˈmɪrəkəl/

any amazing or wonderful occurrence

From this reading What a miracle of fidelity!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading What a miracle of fidelity!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

pursenounUS /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

RosyadjectiveUS /ˈroʊzi/

reflecting optimism

From this reading _Rosy_.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

sixpencenoun

a small coin of the United Kingdom worth six pennies; not minted since 1970

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

trashnounUS /træʃ/

worthless material that is to be disposed of

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

unrewardedadjective

having acquired or gained nothing

From this reading Ay, and it shall not go unrewarded--I'll give him sixpence on the spot.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What a miracle of fidelity!

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading Here, honest Humphrey, there's for yourself: as for this bribe, [_takes up the purse_,] such trash is best in the hands of justice.

Chapter 2 of St. Patrick's Day by Richard Brinsley Sheridan holds 485 sentences, grouped into 97 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 485 sentences of St. Patrick's Day, unabridged, divided into 97 reading sections.

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Lieutenant
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