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Stage-Land

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.
The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.
A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.
A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.
A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.
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Stage-Land

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of Stage-Land is here in full — 201 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.
/ðə steɪdʒ tʃaɪld ɪz mʌtʃ suːˈpɪriər tuː ðə laɪv ˈɪnfənt ɪn ˈevəri weɪ/
Line 2
The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.
/ðə steɪdʒ tʃaɪld dʌz nɑːt ɡoʊ ˈræmpeɪdʒɪŋ əˈbaʊt ə haʊs ənd ˈskriːtʃɪŋ ənd ˈjelɪŋ tɪl ˈnoʊbɑːdiː noʊz ˈweðər ðeɪ ɑːr ɑːn ðer hedz ɔːr ðer hiːlz/
Line 3
A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.
/ə steɪdʒ tʃaɪld dʌz nɑːt ɡet ʌp æt faɪv əˈklɑːk ɪn ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ tuː ˈpræktəs ˈpleɪɪŋ ɑːn ə ˈpeni ˈwɪsəl/
Line 4
A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.
/ə steɪdʒ tʃaɪld ˈnevər wɑːnts ə ˈbaɪsɪkəl ənd draɪvz juː mæd əˈbaʊt ɪt/
Line 5
A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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bicycle noun US /ˈbaɪsɪkəl/

a wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot pedals

From this reading “A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.”

complicated adjective US /ˈkɑːmpləkeɪtəd/

difficult to analyze or understand

From this reading “A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.”

drives noun US /draɪvz/

plural of “drive” — the act of applying force to propel something

From this reading “A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.”

infant noun US /ˈɪnfənt/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading “The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.”

rampaging verb US /ˈræmpeɪdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “rampage” — act violently, recklessly, or destructively

From this reading “The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.”

screeching noun US /ˈskriːtʃɪŋ/

a high-pitched noise resembling a human cry

From this reading “The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.”

whistle verb US /ˈwɪsəl/

make whistling sounds

From this reading “A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.”

yelling noun US /ˈjelɪŋ/

uttering a loud inarticulate cry as of pain or excitement

From this reading “The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

askingnounUS /ˈæskɪŋ/

the verbal act of requesting

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

bicyclenounUS /ˈbaɪsɪkəl/

a wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved by foot pedals

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

complicatedadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmpləkeɪtəd/

difficult to analyze or understand

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

drivesnounUS /draɪvz/

plural of “drive” — the act of applying force to propel something

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

heelsnounUS /hiːlz/

plural of “heel” — the bottom of a shoe or boot; the back part of a shoe or boot that touches the ground and provides elevation

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

infantnounUS /ˈɪnfənt/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

nobodypronounUS /ˈnoʊbɑːdiː/

no person; not anyone

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

playingnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

rampagingverbUS /ˈræmpeɪdʒɪŋ/

-ing form of “rampage” — act violently, recklessly, or destructively

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

screechingnounUS /ˈskriːtʃɪŋ/

a high-pitched noise resembling a human cry

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

superioradjectiveUS /suːˈpɪriər/

of high or superior quality or performance

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

teachverbUS /tiːtʃ/

impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The stage child is much superior to the live infant in every way.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

whistleverbUS /ˈwɪsəl/

make whistling sounds

From this reading A stage child does not get up at five o'clock in the morning to practice playing on a penny whistle.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

windnounUS /waɪnd/

air moving (sometimes with considerable force) from an area of high pressure to an area of low pressure

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A stage child does not ask twenty complicated questions a minute about things that you don't understand, and then wind up by asking why you don't seem to know anything, and why wouldn't anybody teach you anything when you were a little boy.

yellingnounUS /ˈjelɪŋ/

uttering a loud inarticulate cry as of pain or excitement

From this reading The stage child does not go rampaging about a house and screeching and yelling till nobody knows whether they are on their heads or their heels.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A stage child never wants a bicycle and drives you mad about it.

Chapter 4 of Stage-Land by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 201 sentences, grouped into 41 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Stage-land
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Comparatively
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Truthful
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Little
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