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Stop, You're Killing Me!
Stop, You're Killing Me!

Chapter I

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Stop, You're Killing Me!
As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!
It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.
I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.
We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Stop, You're Killing Me!

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Stop, You're Killing Me! is here in full — 475 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Stop, You're Killing Me!
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As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!
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It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.
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I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.
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We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

city's noun US /ˈsɪtiz/

possessive form of “city” — a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading “We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.”

downtown noun US /ˈdaʊnˈtaʊn/

the central area or commercial center of a town or city

From this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.”

kid verb US /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading “As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!”

Killing noun US /ˈkɪlɪŋ/

an event that causes someone to die

From this reading “Stop, You're Killing Me!”

screwball noun US /ˈskruːbɔːl/

a whimsically eccentric person

From this reading “As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!”

seventeen adjective US /ˈsevənˈtiːn/

being one more than sixteen

From this reading “We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.”

silly adjective US /ˈsɪli/

ludicrous, foolish

From this reading “It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

highest hill adjective + noun counted as “high hill”

In this reading “We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.”

at the top preposition + article + noun counted as “at … top”

In this reading “We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.”

got into verb + particle counted as “get into”

get involved in or with

In this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

get a lot verb + article + noun counted as “get … lot”

In this reading “As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!”

into the car preposition + article + noun counted as “into … car”

In this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

awareadjectiveUS /əˈwer/

(sometimes followed by “of”) having or showing knowledge or understanding or realization or perception

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

carnounUS /kɑːr/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

casesnounUS /ˈkeɪsəz/

plural of “case” — an occurrence of something

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

city'snounUS /ˈsɪtiz/

possessive form of “city” — a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

dicknounUS /dɪk/

someone who is a detective

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

downtownnounUS /ˈdaʊnˈtaʊn/

the central area or commercial center of a town or city

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

habitnounUS /ˈhæbət/

an established custom

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

highestadjectiveUS /ˈhaɪəst/

superlative of “high” — greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

hillnounUS /hɪl/

a local and well-defined elevation of the land

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

hopedverbUS /hoʊpt/

past form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

KillingnounUS /ˈkɪlɪŋ/

an event that causes someone to die

From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

matchverbUS /mætʃ/

be compatible, similar or consistent; coincide in their characteristics

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

MepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

SamnounUS /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

screwballnounUS /ˈskruːbɔːl/

a whimsically eccentric person

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

seventeenadjectiveUS /ˈsevənˈtiːn/

being one more than sixteen

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

sillyadjectiveUS /ˈsɪli/

ludicrous, foolish

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

StopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

who's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

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