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Stop, You're Killing Me!
Stop, You're Killing Me!

Chapter I

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Stop, You're Killing Me!
As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!
It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.
I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.
We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Stop, You're Killing Me!

Chapter I

Reading 1/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Stop, You're Killing Me!
Line 2
As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!
Line 3
It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.
Line 4
I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.
Line 5
We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Dick noun US /dick/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

Except preposition US /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

Life noun US /life/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.”

Little noun US /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.”

Morning noun US /morning/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

Myself pronoun US /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading “We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.”

Neither determiner US /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading “As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!”

Nothing pronoun US /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading “As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

Save preposition US /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading “It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.”

Thinking noun US /thinking/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

aware

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

car

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

cases

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

city's

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

dick

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

downtown

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

eye

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

funny

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From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

get

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

getting

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

got

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

habit

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From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

highest

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

hill

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

hoped

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

how

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From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

It's

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From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

kid

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

kill

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

Killing

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From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

lifenounUS /life/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

littlenounUS /little/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

live

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

lot

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

man

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

match

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

maybe

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

MepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

morningnounUS /morning/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

office

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

own

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

particular

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From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

private

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

Sam

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

screwball

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

seventeen

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

silly

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From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.

son

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

Stop

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From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

thinkingnounUS /thinking/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

top

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

trying

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I got into the car that morning and was thinking of nothing in particular--except maybe the cases I hoped to be getting downtown in my one man private dick office.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

who's

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From this reading We live at the top of the city's highest hill, my wife and our son Sam, who's seventeen, and myself.

wife

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From this reading As a private eye I get a lot of screwball cases, but nothing to match my own; my wife and kid trying to kill me--and neither aware of it!

You're

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From this reading Stop, You're Killing Me!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading It's funny how a silly little habit can save your life.