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Stories of Comedy

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Stories of Comedy is here in full — 428 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Another hail.
"Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.
A gun was fired ahead of him.
"By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.
"Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.
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Stories of Comedy

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Stories of Comedy is here in full — 428 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Another hail.
/əˈnʌðər heɪl/
Line 2
"Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.
Line 3
A gun was fired ahead of him.
/ə ɡʌn wɑːz ˈfaɪərd əˈhed ʌv hɪm/
Line 4
"By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.
Line 5
"Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ahead adverb US /əˈhed/

at or in the front

From this reading “A gun was fired ahead of him.”

care noun US /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading “"Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.”

fired adjective US /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading “A gun was fired ahead of him.”

gun noun US /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading “A gun was fired ahead of him.”

hail verb US /heɪl/

praise vociferously

From this reading “Another hail.”

holding noun US /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading “"Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.”

Peter noun US /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading “"Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.”

spoke noun US /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading “"By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

aheadadverbUS /əˈhed/

at or in the front

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another hail.

Barny

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

betther

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

firedadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

gunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

hailverbUS /heɪl/

praise vociferously

From this reading Another hail.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

holdingnounUS /ˈhoʊldɪŋ/

the act of retaining something

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

jeeringlyadverb

in a disrespectful jeering manner

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

Jemmynoun

a short crowbar

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

loudher

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

PeternounUS /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

sowl

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

Spake

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

TakeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading "Take care, Barny," cried Jemmy and Peter together.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A gun was fired ahead of him.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "By my sowl you spoke loudher that time, sure enough," said Barny.

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Spake loudher you'd betther," said Barny, jeeringly, still holding on his course.

Chapter 2 of Stories of Comedy by Rossiter [Editor] Johnson holds 428 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 428 sentences of Stories of Comedy, unabridged, divided into 86 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Stories of Comedy by Rossiter [Editor] Johnson exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 428 sentences, grouped into 86 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Stories of Comedy

Words and structures a reader meets early in Stories of Comedy, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Barny
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Stories of Comedy; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
O'reirdon
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Stories of Comedy; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Fisherman
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Stories of Comedy; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Kinsale
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Stories of Comedy; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.