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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.
You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.
And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:
Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.
Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Strictly Business

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Strictly Business is here in full — 179 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.
/aɪ səˈpoʊz juː noʊ ɔːl əˈbaʊt ðə steɪdʒ ənd steɪdʒ ˈpiːpəl/
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You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.
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And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:
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Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.
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Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boil verb US /bɔɪl/

come to the boiling point and change from a liquid to vapor

From this reading “And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:”

condensed verb US /kənˈdenst/

past form of “condense” — undergo condensation; change from a gaseous to a liquid state and fall in drops

From this reading “And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:”

criticisms noun US /ˈkrɪtɪsɪzəmz/

plural of “criticism” — disapproval expressed by pointing out faults or shortcomings

From this reading “You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.”

inseparable adjective US /ˌɪnˈsepərəbəl/

not capable of being separated

From this reading “Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.”

padded adjective US /ˈpædɪd/

softened by the addition of cushions or padding

From this reading “Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.”

paste noun US /peɪst/

any mixture of a soft and malleable consistency

From this reading “Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.”

peroxide noun US /pərˈɑːksaɪd/

a viscous liquid with strong oxidizing properties; a powerful bleaching agent; also used (in aqueous solutions) as a mild disinfectant and (in strong concentrations) as an oxidant in rocket fuels

From this reading “Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.”

weeklies noun US /ˈwiːkliz/

plural of “weekly” — a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading “You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

actorsnounUS /ˈæktərz/

plural of “actor” — a theatrical performer

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

boilverbUS /bɔɪl/

come to the boiling point and change from a liquid to vapor

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

chorusnounUS /ˈkɔːrəs/

any utterance produced simultaneously by a group

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

condensedverbUS /kənˈdenst/

past form of “condense” — undergo condensation; change from a gaseous to a liquid state and fall in drops

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

criticismsnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪsɪzəmz/

plural of “criticism” — disapproval expressed by pointing out faults or shortcomings

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

diamondsnounUS /ˈdaɪməndz/

plural of “diamond” — a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

figuresnounUS /ˈfɪɡjərz/

plural of “figure” — a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

husbandsnounUS /ˈhʌzbəndz/

plural of “husband” — a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

ideasnounUS /aɪˈdiːəz/

plural of “idea” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

inseparableadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsepərəbəl/

not capable of being separated

From this reading Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

LeadingadjectiveUS /ˈliːdɪŋ/

indicating the most important performer or role

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

listverbUS /lɪst/

give or make a list of; name individually; give the names of

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

long-hairedadjective

with long hair

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

madamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

mysteriousadjectiveUS /mɪˈstɪriəs/

of an obscure nature

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

paddedadjectiveUS /ˈpædɪd/

softened by the addition of cushions or padding

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

Panhards

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

pastenounUS /peɪst/

any mixture of a soft and malleable consistency

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

peroxidenounUS /pərˈɑːksaɪd/

a viscous liquid with strong oxidizing properties; a powerful bleaching agent; also used (in aqueous solutions) as a mild disinfectant and (in strong concentrations) as an oxidant in rocket fuels

From this reading Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

Pittsburg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Chorus girls are inseparable from peroxide, Panhards and Pittsburg.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

Rialto

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

stageland

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

touchedadjectiveUS /tʌtʃt/

having come into contact

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

tragedians

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

weekliesnounUS /ˈwiːkliz/

plural of “weekly” — a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

weren't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Leading ladies have five husbands, paste diamonds, and figures no better than your own (madam) if they weren’t padded.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people.

You've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and the jokes in the weeklies about the Rialto and the chorus girls and the long-haired tragedians.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading And I suppose that a condensed list of your ideas about the mysterious stageland would boil down to something like this:

Chapter 1 of Strictly Business by O. Henry holds 179 sentences, grouped into 36 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 179 sentences of Strictly Business, unabridged, divided into 36 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Strictly Business by O. Henry exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 179 sentences, grouped into 36 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 36 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Vocabulary met early in Strictly Business

Words and structures a reader meets early in Strictly Business, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Suppose
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Strictly Business; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Stage
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Strictly Business; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
People
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Strictly Business; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Touched
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Strictly Business; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.