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Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.
Surely there is none of this graft as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”
Well,” said Pogue, nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.
But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.
You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.
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Strictly Business

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Strictly Business is here in full — 199 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.
Line 2
Surely there is none of thisgraftas you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”
/ˈʃʊrli ðer ɪz nʌn ʌv ðɪs ɡræft æz juː kɔːl ɪt ɪn ə pərˈfekt ənd hɑːrˈmoʊniəs ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl ˈjuːnjən/
Line 3
Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.
Line 4
But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.
Line 5
You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

Learner Dictionary

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brooch noun US /bruːtʃ/

a decorative pin worn by women

From this reading ““You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.”

graft noun US /ɡræft/

(surgery) tissue or organ transplanted from a donor to a recipient; in some cases the patient can be both donor and recipient

From this reading ““Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!””

matrimonial adjective US /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading ““Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!””

outrageous adjective US /aʊˈtreɪdʒəs/

grossly offensive to decency or morality; causing horror

From this reading ““You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.”

reserves noun US /rɪˈzɜːrvz/

civilians trained as soldiers but not part of the regular army

From this reading ““Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.”

soaring adjective US /ˈsɔːrɪŋ/

ascending to a level markedly higher than the usual

From this reading “But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.”

staked verb US /steɪkt/

past form of “stake” — put at risk

From this reading ““You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.”

vaudeville noun US /ˈvɑːdvɪl/

a variety show with songs and comic acts etc.

From this reading ““Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.”

All words in this reading · 71

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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9,000,000

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

AvenuenounUS /ˈævənuː/

a line of approach

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

broochnounUS /bruːtʃ/

a decorative pin worn by women

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

cappers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

claimnounUS /kleɪm/

an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

coppernounUS /ˈkɑːpər/

a ductile malleable reddish-brown corrosion-resistant diamagnetic metallic element; occurs in various minerals but is the only metal that occurs abundantly in large masses; used as an electrical and thermal conductor

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

diamondnounUS /ˈdaɪmənd/

a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

Ferg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.

FifthnounUS /fɪfθ/

a quantity of liquor equal to one fifth of a United States gallon

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

graftnounUS /ɡræft/

(surgery) tissue or organ transplanted from a donor to a recipient; in some cases the patient can be both donor and recipient

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

harmoniousadjectiveUS /hɑːrˈmoʊniəs/

musically pleasing

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

HeadquartersnounUS /ˈhedkwɔːrtərz/

(usually plural) the office that serves as the administrative center of an enterprise

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

justifyverbUS /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪ/

show to be right by providing justification or proof

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

managernounUS /ˈmænədʒər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

matrimonialadjectiveUS /ˌmætrəˈmoʊniəl/

of or relating to the state of marriage

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

millionairenounUS /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

orderingnounUS /ˈɔːrdərɪŋ/

logical or comprehensible arrangement of separate elements

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

outrageousadjectiveUS /aʊˈtreɪdʒəs/

grossly offensive to decency or morality; causing horror

From this reading “You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

Pogue

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

PolicenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

reservesnounUS /rɪˈzɜːrvz/

civilians trained as soldiers but not part of the regular army

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

soaringadjectiveUS /ˈsɔːrɪŋ/

ascending to a level markedly higher than the usual

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

stakedverbUS /steɪkt/

past form of “stake” — put at risk

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

SurelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

unionnounUS /ˈjuːnjən/

an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading “Surely there is none of this ‘graft’ as you call it, in a perfect and harmonious matrimonial union!”

vaudevillenounUS /ˈvɑːdvɪl/

a variety show with songs and comic acts etc.

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

who's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You come home at night and bring a $9,000,000 diamond brooch to the lady who’s staked you for a claim.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “Well,” said Pogue, “nothing that would justify you every time in calling Police Headquarters and ordering out the reserves and a vaudeville manager on a dead run.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You are outrageous, Ferg,” I said.

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But it’s this way: Suppose you’re a Fifth Avenue millionaire, soaring high, on the right side of copper and cappers.

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Suppose
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Stage
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People
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