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Chapter II · Tad Coon’s Tricks and His Troubles

Chapter II of Tad Coon's Tricks, “Tad Coon’s Tricks and His Troubles,” is here in full — 113 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”
Nibble Rabbit remarked.
We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?
Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”
That’s just the point.”
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Tad Coon's Tricks

Chapter II · Tad Coon’s Tricks and His Troubles

Chapter II of Tad Coon's Tricks, “Tad Coon’s Tricks and His Troubles,” is here in full — 113 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”
/aɪ ˈwʌndər waɪ ɔːl ðə teɪm biːsts hæv wɜːrk tuː duː ɔːr mɪlk tuː ɡɪv ɔːr eɡz ɔːr ˌwʌˈtevər ɪt ˈhæpənz tuː biː/
Line 2
Nibble Rabbit remarked.
/ˈnɪbəl ˈræbət rɪˈmɑːrkt/
Line 3
We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?
Line 4
Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”
Line 5
That’s just the point.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Beasts noun US /biːsts/

plural of “beast” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading ““I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?””

feeding noun US /ˈfiːdɪŋ/

the act of consuming food

From this reading “Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.””

happens verb US /ˈhæpənz/

third-person singular of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading ““I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?””

Muskrat noun US /ˈmʌskræt/

the brown fur of a muskrat

From this reading ““We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?”

Nibble verb US /ˈnɪbəl/

bite off very small pieces

From this reading “Nibble Rabbit remarked.”

Rabbit noun US /ˈræbət/

any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading “Nibble Rabbit remarked.”

Tame verb US /teɪm/

correct by punishment or discipline

From this reading ““I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?””

Trailer noun US /ˈtreɪlər/

someone who takes more time than necessary; someone who lags behind

From this reading “Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

wonder why noun + noun

In this reading ““I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?””

All words in this reading · 40

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

BeastnounUS /biːst/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

BeastsnounUS /biːsts/

plural of “beast” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

feedingnounUS /ˈfiːdɪŋ/

the act of consuming food

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

happensverbUS /ˈhæpənz/

third-person singular of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “That’s just the point.”

milknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

MuskratnounUS /ˈmʌskræt/

the brown fur of a muskrat

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

NibbleverbUS /ˈnɪbəl/

bite off very small pieces

From this reading Nibble Rabbit remarked.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading “That’s just the point.”

RabbitnounUS /ˈræbət/

any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading Nibble Rabbit remarked.

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading Nibble Rabbit remarked.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

TameverbUS /teɪm/

correct by punishment or discipline

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That’s just the point.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

TrailernounUS /ˈtreɪlər/

someone who takes more time than necessary; someone who lags behind

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We don’t What’s our job, Doctor Muskrat?

whateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading “I wonder why all the Tame Beasts have work to do or milk to give or eggs or whatever it happens to be?”

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading Trailer says a Beast without a job isn’t worth feeding.”

Chapter 2 of Tad Coon's Tricks by John Breck holds 113 sentences, grouped into 23 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Tad Coon's Tricks contain?

Chapter 2 holds 113 sentences of Tad Coon's Tricks, unabridged, divided into 23 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Tad Coon's Tricks by John Breck exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 113 sentences, grouped into 23 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #64216, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 107 minutes of reading across 258 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Tad Coon's Tricks

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