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Chapter XIII · In Defense of a Lady

Chapter XIII of Tad Coon's Tricks, “In Defense of a Lady,” is here in full — 49 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.
“Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.
I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”
“Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”
“N-n-no,” Stripes answered slowly.
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Tad Coon's Tricks

Chapter XIII · In Defense of a Lady

Chapter XIII of Tad Coon's Tricks, “In Defense of a Lady,” is here in full — 49 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/9 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.
/ðæt puːr fɜːrst skʌŋk ɪkˈskleɪmd ˈnɪbəl ˈræbət/
Line 2
“Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.
/ˈmʌðər ˈneɪtʃər wɑːz miːn tuː ɡɪv hɪm ˈevriθɪŋ hiː æskt fɔːr dʒʌst ðə ˈɑːpəzət tuː ðə weɪ hiː ˈwɔːntɪd ɪt/
Line 3
I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”
Line 4
“Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”
Line 5
“N-n-no,” Stripes answered slowly.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Doctor noun US /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading ““Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?””

Muskrat noun US /ˈmʌskræt/

the brown fur of a muskrat

From this reading ““Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?””

Nibble verb US /ˈnɪbəl/

bite off very small pieces

From this reading ““That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.”

opposite adjective US /ˈɑːpəzət/

being directly across from each other; facing

From this reading ““Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.”

Rabbit noun US /ˈræbət/

any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading ““That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.”

Skunk noun US /skʌŋk/

a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading ““That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.”

slowly adverb US /ˈsloʊli/

without speed (“slow” is sometimes used informally for “slowly”)

From this reading ““N-n-no,” Stripes answered slowly.”

Stripes noun US /straɪps/

V-shaped sleeve badge indicating military rank and service

From this reading ““Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?””

All words in this reading · 49

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading “N-n-no,” Stripes answered slowly.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

Eh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

MothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

MuskratnounUS /ˈmʌskræt/

the brown fur of a muskrat

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

N-n-no

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “N-n-no,” Stripes answered slowly.

NaturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

NibbleverbUS /ˈnɪbəl/

bite off very small pieces

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

oppositeadjectiveUS /ˈɑːpəzət/

being directly across from each other; facing

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

RabbitnounUS /ˈræbət/

any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading I’d have gone right off and been just as bad as ever I knew how to be.”

SkunknounUS /skʌŋk/

a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

slowlyadverbUS /ˈsloʊli/

without speed (“slow” is sometimes used informally for “slowly”)

From this reading “N-n-no,” Stripes answered slowly.

StripesnounUS /straɪps/

V-shaped sleeve badge indicating military rank and service

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “That poor First Skunk!” exclaimed Nibble Rabbit.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “Mother Nature was mean to give him everything he asked for just the opposite to the way he wanted it.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Eh, Stripes Skunk?” asked Doctor Muskrat, “is that how you feel about it?”

Chapter 13 of Tad Coon's Tricks by John Breck holds 49 sentences, grouped into 10 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 13 of Tad Coon's Tricks contain?

Chapter 13 holds 49 sentences of Tad Coon's Tricks, unabridged, divided into 10 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 13 of Tad Coon's Tricks by John Breck exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 49 sentences, grouped into 10 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Tad Coon's Tricks

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Thought
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Every
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Woods
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Fields
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