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Tar and feathers

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Tar and feathers is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.
“Any damn fool can talk sense.”
He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.
“I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.
“Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”
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Tar and feathers

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Tar and feathers is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.
Line 2
“Any damn fool can talk sense.”
/ˈeni dæm fuːl kæn tɔːk sens/
Line 3
He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.
/hiː roʊz ˈliːzərli ræn hɪz ˈfɪŋɡərz θruː hɪz her ənd θruː hɪz kæp ɑːn hɪz hed/
Line 4
“I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.
/aɪ seɪ jʌŋ ˈfeloʊ hiː ˈsʌdənli rɪˈmɑːrkt/
Line 5
“Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acquired adjective US /əˈkwaɪərd/

gotten through environmental forces

From this reading ““An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.”

arduous adjective US /ˈɑːrdʒuːəs/

characterized by effort to the point of exhaustion; especially physical effort

From this reading ““An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.”

cap noun US /kæp/

a tight-fitting headdress

From this reading “He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.”

damn adjective US /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading ““Any damn fool can talk sense.””

fool noun US /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading ““Any damn fool can talk sense.””

leisurely adverb US /ˈliːzərli/

in an unhurried way or at one's convenience

From this reading “He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.”

practice noun US /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading ““An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.”

trifle noun US /ˈtraɪfəl/

a cold pudding made of layers of sponge cake spread with fruit or jelly; may be decorated with nuts, cream, or chocolate

From this reading ““Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

damn fool adjective + noun

In this reading ““Any damn fool can talk sense.””

young fellow adjective + noun

In this reading ““I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.”

got back verb + particle counted as “get back”

recover something or somebody that appeared to be lost

In this reading ““Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?””

fingers through verb + particle counted as “finger through”

In this reading “He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.”

little thing adjective + noun

In this reading ““Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?””

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acquiredadjectiveUS /əˈkwaɪərd/

gotten through environmental forces

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

AnyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading “Any damn fool can talk sense.”

arduousadjectiveUS /ˈɑːrdʒuːəs/

characterized by effort to the point of exhaustion; especially physical effort

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “Any damn fool can talk sense.”

capnounUS /kæp/

a tight-fitting headdress

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

damnadjectiveUS /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading “Any damn fool can talk sense.”

Didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading “I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

fingersnounUS /ˈfɪŋɡərz/

plural of “finger” — any of the terminal members of the hand (sometimes excepting the thumb)

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading “Any damn fool can talk sense.”

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.

leisurelyadverbUS /ˈliːzərli/

in an unhurried way or at one's convenience

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

McCall

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading “I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading “I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading “Any damn fool can talk sense.”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading “I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading “Any damn fool can talk sense.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “An art acquired only by arduous practice and by the few,” said McCall.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading He rose leisurely, ran his fingers through his hair and threw his cap on his head.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

triflenounUS /ˈtraɪfəl/

a cold pudding made of layers of sponge cake spread with fruit or jelly; may be decorated with nuts, cream, or chocolate

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Didn’t you say you were going to do something as soon as you got back home, some little thing, some trifle, like getting married?”

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading “I say, young fellow,” he suddenly remarked.

Chapter 13 of Tar and feathers by Victor Rubin holds 423 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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