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Tea-Table Talk

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Tea-Table Talk is here in full — 199 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of Paul Kelver” .
Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.
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Tea-Table Talk

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Tea-Table Talk is here in full — 199 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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BY JEROME K. JEROME Author ofPaul Kelver” .
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Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Author noun US /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .”

Boat noun US /boʊt/

a small vessel for travel on water

From this reading ““Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.”

jerome noun US /dʒərˈoʊm/

(Roman Catholic Church) one of the great Fathers of the early Christian Church whose major work was his translation of the Scriptures from Hebrew and Greek into Latin (which became the Vulgate); a saint and Doctor of the Church (347-420)

From this reading “BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .”

Men noun US /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading ““Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.”

Paul noun US /pɔːl/

United States feminist (1885-1977)

From this reading “BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .”

Three noun US /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading ““Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.”

All words in this reading · 13

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

BoatnounUS /boʊt/

a small vessel for travel on water

From this reading “Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

JEROMEnounUS /dʒərˈoʊm/

(Roman Catholic Church) one of the great Fathers of the early Christian Church whose major work was his translation of the Scriptures from Hebrew and Greek into Latin (which became the Vulgate); a saint and Doctor of the Church (347-420)

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

KnounUS /keɪ/

the basic unit of thermodynamic temperature adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

Kelver

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

MennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading “Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

PaulnounUS /pɔːl/

United States feminist (1885-1977)

From this reading BY JEROME K. JEROME Author of “Paul Kelver” .

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading “Three Men in a Boat,” etc., etc.

Chapter 1 of Tea-Table Talk by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 199 sentences, grouped into 40 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Tea-Table Talk contain?

Chapter 1 holds 199 sentences of Tea-Table Talk, unabridged, divided into 40 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Tea-Table Talk by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 199 sentences, grouped into 40 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Tea-Table Talk?

Work through the 40 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 40 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Tea-Table Talk

Common questions about reading Tea-Table Talk by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Tea-Table Talk?

Yes. All 1283 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #2353 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Tea-Table Talk is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #2353, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Tea-Table Talk take to read?

About 106 minutes of reading across 257 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Tea-Table Talk section by section

How to work through Tea-Table Talk section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 6 chapters of Tea-Table Talk to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Tea-Table Talk

Words and structures a reader meets early in Tea-Table Talk, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Jerome
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Tea-Table Talk; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Tea-Table Talk; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Kelver
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Tea-Table Talk; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Three
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Tea-Table Talk; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.