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Chapter II · Chapter 2

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I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.
Marriageclothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we willhas to do with the purely animal part of our being.
The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”
The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.
Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.
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Tea-Table Talk

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Tea-Table Talk is here in full — 220 sentences across 44 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.
/aɪ θɪŋk ðə ˌekspləˈneɪʃən ɪz rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈmaɪnər ˈpoʊət ðæt æz rɪˈɡɑːrdz let ʌs seɪ ðə moʊst ˈnætʃərəl ˈbɪznəs ʌv ˈaʊər laɪf ˈmerɪdʒ ˈaʊər ˈnætʃərəl ˈɪnstɪŋkts əˈloʊn ɑːr brɔːt ˈɪntuː pleɪ/
Line 2
Marriageclothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we willhas to do with the purely animal part of our being.
Line 3
The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”
/ðə mæn ɪz drɔːn təˈwɔːrdz ɪt baɪ hɪz praɪˈmiːvəl dɪˈzaɪərz ðə ˈwʊmən baɪ hɜːr ˈɪnbɔːrn ˈkreɪvɪŋ təˈwɔːrdz ˈmʌðərhʊd/
Line 4
The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.
/ðə θɪn waɪt hændz ʌv ðə oʊld meɪd ˈflʌtərd ˈtrʌbəld wer ðeɪ leɪ əˈpɑːn hɜːr læp/
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Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.
/waɪ ʃʊd wiː siːk tuː ɪkˈspleɪn əˈweɪ ɔːl ðə ˈbjuːtəfəl θɪŋz ʌv laɪf ʃiː sed/

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clothe verb US /kloʊð/

provide with clothes or put clothes on

From this reading “Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.”

craving noun US /ˈkreɪvɪŋ/

an intense desire for some particular thing

From this reading “The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.””

fluttered verb US /ˈflʌtərd/

past form of “flutter” — move along rapidly and lightly; skim or dart

From this reading “The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.”

inborn adjective US /ˈɪnbɔːrn/

present at birth but not necessarily hereditary; acquired during fetal development

From this reading “The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.””

instincts noun US /ˈɪnstɪŋkts/

plural of “instinct” — inborn pattern of behavior often responsive to specific stimuli

From this reading ““I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.”

motherhood noun US /ˈmʌðərhʊd/

the kinship relation between an offspring and the mother

From this reading “The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.””

primeval adjective US /praɪˈmiːvəl/

having existed from the beginning; in an earliest or original stage or state

From this reading “The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.””

rhetoric noun US /ˈretərɪk/

using language effectively to please or persuade

From this reading “Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

clotheverbUS /kloʊð/

provide with clothes or put clothes on

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

cravingnounUS /ˈkreɪvɪŋ/

an intense desire for some particular thing

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

desiresnounUS /dɪˈzaɪərz/

plural of “desire” — the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

drawnadjectiveUS /drɔːn/

showing the wearing effects of overwork or care or suffering

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

explanationnounUS /ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/

a statement that makes something comprehensible by describing the relevant structure or operation or circumstances etc.

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

flutteredverbUS /ˈflʌtərd/

past form of “flutter” — move along rapidly and lightly; skim or dart

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

inbornadjectiveUS /ˈɪnbɔːrn/

present at birth but not necessarily hereditary; acquired during fetal development

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

instinctsnounUS /ˈɪnstɪŋkts/

plural of “instinct” — inborn pattern of behavior often responsive to specific stimuli

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

lapverbUS /læp/

lie partly over or alongside of something or of one another

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

MaidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

MinoradjectiveUS /ˈmaɪnər/

of lesser importance or stature or rank

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

motherhoodnounUS /ˈmʌðərhʊd/

the kinship relation between an offspring and the mother

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

nakedadjectiveUS /ˈneɪkəd/

completely unclothed

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

PoetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

primevaladjectiveUS /praɪˈmiːvəl/

having existed from the beginning; in an earliest or original stage or state

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

purelyadverbUS /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

regardsnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdz/

plural of “regard” — (usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

rhetoricnounUS /ˈretərɪk/

using language effectively to please or persuade

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

seekverbUS /siːk/

try to get or reach

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

thinadjectiveUS /θɪn/

Having little thickness or extent.

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

troubledadjectiveUS /ˈtrʌbəld/

characterized by or indicative of distress or affliction or danger or need

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “I think the explanation is,” replied the Minor Poet, “that as regards, let us say, the most natural business of our life, marriage, our natural instincts alone are brought into play.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading The thin, white hands of the Old Maid fluttered, troubled, where they lay upon her lap.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Why should we seek to explain away all the beautiful things of life?” she said.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Marriage—clothe the naked fact in what flowers of rhetoric we will—has to do with the purely animal part of our being.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The man is drawn towards it by his primeval desires; the woman by her inborn craving towards motherhood.”

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