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That Mother-in-Law of Mine
That Mother-in-Law of Mine

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of That Mother-in-Law of Mine is here in full — 62 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.
“BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”
PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.
1889.
“Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

That Mother-in-Law of Mine

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of That Mother-in-Law of Mine is here in full — 62 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.
/ðæt ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː ʌv maɪn/
Line 2
“BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”
/biː tuː hɜːr ˈvɜːrtʃuːz ˈveri kaɪnd biː tuː hɜːr fɔːlts ə ˈlɪtəl blaɪnd/
Line 3
PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.
/ˌfɪləˈdelfiə ðə ˈkiːstoʊn ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ koʊ/
Line 4
1889.
Line 5
“Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blind noun US /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading ““BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.””

faults noun US /fɔːlts/

plural of “fault” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading ““BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.””

keystone noun US /ˈkiːstoʊn/

a central cohesive source of support and stability

From this reading “PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.”

mine pronoun US /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.”

mother-in-law noun US /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading “THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.”

philadelphia noun US /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

From this reading “PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.”

publishing noun US /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading “PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.”

virtues noun US /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading ““BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.””

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1889

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 1889.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

BEauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

BLINDnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

Charlie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

COnounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.

FAULTSnounUS /fɔːlts/

plural of “fault” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

HERdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

KEYSTONEnounUS /ˈkiːstoʊn/

a central cohesive source of support and stability

From this reading PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.

KINDadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

LITTLEadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

MINEpronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

MOTHER-IN-LAWnounUS /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.

PHILADELPHIAnounUS /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

From this reading PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.

PUBLISHINGnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃɪŋ/

the business of issuing printed matter for sale or distribution

From this reading PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.

sha'n't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THAT MOTHER-IN-LAW OF MINE.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PHILADELPHIA: THE KEYSTONE PUBLISHING CO.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

VERYadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

VIRTUESnounUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading “BE TO HER VIRTUES VERY KIND, BE TO HER FAULTS A LITTLE BLIND.”

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Why, Charlie, you sha’n’t talk so about my mother!

Chapter 1 of That Mother-in-Law of Mine by Anonymous holds 62 sentences, grouped into 13 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Mother-in-law
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Virtues
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Faults
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Little
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