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The Abounding American

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Abounding American is here in full — 74 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.
Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.
In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.
Autres temps autres moeurs.
The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.
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The Abounding American

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Abounding American is here in full — 74 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.
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Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.
/ˈtwenti jɪrz əˈɡoʊ wen ˈenibədi ɑːn ðɪs saɪd ʌv ðə ətˈlæntɪk wɪʃt tuː biː ˈræðər ˈkruːdli ənd ˈʃɑːkɪŋli əˈmjuːzd hiː sent tuː ðə ˈlaɪbreriːz fɔːr ˈsʌmθɪŋ əˈmerəkən/
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In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.
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Autres temps autres moeurs.
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The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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canned adjective US /kænd/

recorded for broadcast

From this reading “HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.”

crudely adverb US /ˈkruːdli/

in a crude or unrefined manner

From this reading “Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.”

excruciating adjective US /ɪkˈskruːʃieɪtɪŋ/

extremely painful

From this reading “The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.”

originators noun US /ərˈɪdʒəneɪtərz/

plural of “originator” — someone who creates new things

From this reading “The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.”

phonetic adjective US /fəˈnetɪk/

of or relating to speech sounds

From this reading “The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.”

shockingly adverb US /ˈʃɑːkɪŋli/

extremely

From this reading “Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.”

temps noun US /temps/

plural of “temp” — a worker (especially in an office) hired on a temporary basis

From this reading “Autres temps autres moeurs.”

woeful adjective US /ˈwoʊfəl/

affected by or full of grief or woe

From this reading “The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Twenty years noun + noun

In this reading “Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.”

depends on verb + particle counted as “depend on”

be contingent on

In this reading “The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

amusedadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

Artemus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

AtlanticnounUS /ətˈlæntɪk/

the 2nd largest ocean; separates North and South America on the west from Europe and Africa on the east

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

Autres

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Autres temps autres moeurs.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

BillingsnounUS /ˈbɪlɪŋz/

the largest city in Montana; located in southern Montana on the Yellowstone river

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

bugbearnoun

an imaginary monster used to frighten children

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

cannedadjectiveUS /kænd/

recorded for broadcast

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

conjureverbUS /ˈkɑːndʒər/

summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

crudelyadverbUS /ˈkruːdli/

in a crude or unrefined manner

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

dependsverbUS /dɪˈpendz/

third-person singular of “depend” — be contingent upon (something that is elided)

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

eclipseverbUS /ɪˈklɪps/

be greater in significance than

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

effectsnounUS /ɪˈfekts/

property of a personal character that is portable but not used in business

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

excruciatingadjectiveUS /ɪkˈskruːʃieɪtɪŋ/

extremely painful

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

famenounUS /feɪm/

the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

generationnounUS /ˌdʒenərˈeɪʃən/

all the people living at the same time or of approximately the same age

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

HUMOURISTS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

JoshverbUS /dʒɑːʃ/

be silly or tease one another

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

librariesnounUS /ˈlaɪbreriːz/

plural of “library” — a room where books are kept

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

MarkverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

meatsnounUS /miːts/

plural of “meat” — the flesh of animals (including fishes and birds and snails) used as food

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

moeurs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Autres temps autres moeurs.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

originatorsnounUS /ərˈɪdʒəneɪtərz/

plural of “originator” — someone who creates new things

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

phoneticadjectiveUS /fəˈnetɪk/

of or relating to speech sounds

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

popularitynounUS /ˌpɑːpjəˈlerəti/

the quality of being widely admired or accepted or sought after

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

powersnounUS /ˈpaʊərz/

plural of “power” — possession of controlling influence

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

rememberedverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

shockinglyadverbUS /ˈʃɑːkɪŋli/

extremely

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

spellingnounUS /ˈspelɪŋ/

forming words with letters according to the principles underlying accepted usage

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

sufferedverbUS /ˈsʌfərd/

past form of “suffer” — undergo or be subjected to

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

tempsnounUS /temps/

plural of “temp” — a worker (especially in an office) hired on a temporary basis

From this reading Autres temps autres moeurs.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

tiresomeadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərsəm/

so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HUMOURISTS American humour has come to be a bugbear in England, pretty much like American canned meats.

TwainnounUS /tweɪn/

two items of the same kind

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

TwentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

voguenounUS /voʊɡ/

the popular taste at a given time

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

WardnounUS /wɔːrd/

a person who is under the protection or in the custody of another

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

wishedverbUS /wɪʃt/

past form of “wish” — hope for; have a wish

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

woefuladjectiveUS /ˈwoʊfəl/

affected by or full of grief or woe

From this reading The popularity of Mark Twain has suffered woeful eclipse, and Artemus Ward and Mr. Billings have gone clean out of vogue, and are remembered only as the originators of a very tiresome kind of humour which depends on phonetic spelling for its more excruciating effects.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Twenty years ago, when anybody on this side of the Atlantic wished to be rather crudely and shockingly amused, he sent to the libraries for something American.

zenithnounUS /ˈziːnəθ/

the point above the observer that is directly opposite the nadir on the imaginary sphere against which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading In that day and generation Mark Twain was at the zenith of his fame and powers, and the names of Artemus Ward and Josh Billings were names to conjure with.

Chapter 3 of The Abounding American by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 74 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of The Abounding American contain?

Chapter 3 holds 74 sentences of The Abounding American, unabridged, divided into 15 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of The Abounding American by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 74 sentences, grouped into 15 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of The Abounding American?

Work through the 15 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 15 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 3 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 3 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Abounding American

Common questions about reading The Abounding American by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Abounding American?

Yes. All 827 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #56185 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Abounding American is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #56185, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Abounding American take to read?

About 68 minutes of reading across 166 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Abounding American section by section

How to work through The Abounding American section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 12 chapters of The Abounding American to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Abounding American

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Abounding American, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Author
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Abounding American; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Lovely
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Abounding American; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Woman
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Abounding American; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Unspeakable
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Abounding American; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.