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The Adventures of My Cousin Smooth

Chapter XXIII · Chapter 23

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MR.
SMOOTH PROPOSES TAKING MR.
PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.
"Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.
He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Adventures of My Cousin Smooth

Chapter XXIII · Chapter 23

Chapter 23 of The Adventures of My Cousin Smooth is here in full — 50 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/10 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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MR.
/ˈmɪstər/
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SMOOTH PROPOSES TAKING MR.
/smuːð prəˈpoʊzɪz ˈteɪkɪŋ ˈmɪstər/
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PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.
/ˈpɪrsɪz ˈfaɪtɪŋ baɪ ðə dʒɑːb/
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"Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.
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He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.
/hiː ˈrekənz ɪn ə ˈfʌni sɔːrt ʌv weɪ hiː wʊd ðen peɪ dʒʌst ɪn əˈkɔːrdəns tuː ðə əˈmaʊnt ənd ˈkwɑːləti ʌv ˈθræʃɪŋ ɪt wɜːr ˈnesəseri tuː ˌɪnˈflɪkt əˈpɑːn ðə ˈenəmi/

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accordance noun US /əˈkɔːrdəns/

concurrence of opinion

From this reading “He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.”

calculating adjective US /ˈkælkjəleɪtɪŋ/

acting with a specific goal

From this reading “"Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.”

enterprising adjective US /ˈentərpraɪzɪŋ/

marked by imagination, initiative, and readiness to undertake new projects

From this reading “"Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.”

inflict verb US /ˌɪnˈflɪkt/

impose something unpleasant

From this reading “He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.”

pierce's noun US /ˈpɪrsɪz/

possessive form of “pierce” — 14th President of the United States (1804-1869)

From this reading “PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.”

proposes verb US /prəˈpoʊzɪz/

third-person singular of “propose” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading “SMOOTH PROPOSES TAKING MR.”

reckons verb US /ˈrekənz/

third-person singular of “reckon” — expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading “He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.”

thrashing noun US /ˈθræʃɪŋ/

a sound defeat

From this reading “He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

accordancenounUS /əˈkɔːrdəns/

concurrence of opinion

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

amountnounUS /əˈmaʊnt/

a quantity of money

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.

calculatingadjectiveUS /ˈkælkjəleɪtɪŋ/

acting with a specific goal

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

enemynounUS /ˈenəmi/

an opposing military force

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

enterprisingadjectiveUS /ˈentərpraɪzɪŋ/

marked by imagination, initiative, and readiness to undertake new projects

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

EuropenounUS /ˈjʊrəp/

the 2nd smallest continent (actually a vast peninsula of Eurasia); the British use “Europe” to refer to all of the continent except the British Isles

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

fastadverbUS /fæst/

quickly or rapidly (often used as a combining form)

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

fellow-citizen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

FIGHTINGnounUS /ˈfaɪtɪŋ/

the act of fighting; any contest or struggle

From this reading PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

inflictverbUS /ˌɪnˈflɪkt/

impose something unpleasant

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

JOBnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading MR.

nationsnounUS /ˈneɪʃənz/

plural of “nation” — a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

PIERCE'SnounUS /ˈpɪrsɪz/

possessive form of “pierce” — 14th President of the United States (1804-1869)

From this reading PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.

PROPOSESverbUS /prəˈpoʊzɪz/

third-person singular of “propose” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading SMOOTH PROPOSES TAKING MR.

qualitynounUS /ˈkwɑːləti/

an essential and distinguishing attribute of something or someone

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

reckonsverbUS /ˈrekənz/

third-person singular of “reckon” — expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

savingnounUS /ˈseɪvɪŋ/

an act of economizing; reduction in cost

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

SMOOTHadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading SMOOTH PROPOSES TAKING MR.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

TAKINGnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading SMOOTH PROPOSES TAKING MR.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PIERCE'S FIGHTING BY THE JOB.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

thrashingnounUS /ˈθræʃɪŋ/

a sound defeat

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

tournounUS /tʊr/

a journey or route all the way around a particular place or area

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

warsnounUS /wɔːrz/

plural of “war” — the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading He reckons, in a funny sort of way, he would then pay just in accordance to the amount and quality of thrashing it were necessary to inflict upon the enemy.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "Mr. Smooth, a young man of the fast school, has been calculating, during his tour in Europe, the saving it would be to nations if they would but let their wars out by the job to some enterprising fellow-citizen.

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Solomon
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Smooth
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