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The Agony Column

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Agony Column is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.
It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.
About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.
Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.
It is a paradox they swear by.
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The Agony Column

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Agony Column is here in full — 175 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.
/tuː jɪrz əˈɡoʊ ɪn ˌdʒuːˈlaɪ ðæt hɪˈstɔːrɪk ˈsʌmər wɑːz ˈɔːlmoʊst ənˈberəbli hɑːt/
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It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.
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About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.
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Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.
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It is a paradox they swear by.
/ɪt ɪz ə ˈperədɑːks ðeɪ swer baɪ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

baking noun US /ˈbeɪkɪŋ/

making bread or cake or pastry etc.

From this reading “It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.”

consuming adjective US /kənˈsuːmɪŋ/

very strong; urgently felt

From this reading “Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.”

creams noun US /kriːmz/

plural of “cream” — the best people or things in a group

From this reading “About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.”

inadequate adjective US /ˌɪˈnædəkwət/

lacking the requisite qualities or resources to meet a task

From this reading “It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.”

paradox noun US /ˈperədɑːks/

(logic) a statement that contradicts itself

From this reading “It is a paradox they swear by.”

quarts noun US /kwɔːrts/

plural of “quart” — a United States liquid unit equal to 32 fluid ounces; four quarts equal one gallon

From this reading “Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.”

tourists noun US /ˈtʊrəsts/

plural of “tourist” — someone who travels for pleasure

From this reading “About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.”

unbearably adverb US /ənˈberəbli/

to an unbearable degree

From this reading “Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is a paradox they swear by.

AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

anteroomnoun

a large entrance or reception room or area

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

bakingnounUS /ˈbeɪkɪŋ/

making bread or cake or pastry etc.

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

barnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It is a paradox they swear by.

catchverbUS /kætʃ/

discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

Cecil

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

consumingadjectiveUS /kənˈsuːmɪŋ/

very strong; urgently felt

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

cooladjectiveUS /kuːl/

neither warm nor very cold; giving relief from heat

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

creamsnounUS /kriːmz/

plural of “cream” — the best people or things in a group

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

drugverbUS /drʌɡ/

administer a drug to

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

glimpsesnounUS /ˈɡlɪmpsɪz/

plural of “glimpse” — a quick look

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

guisenounUS /ɡaɪz/

an artful or simulated semblance

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

hellnounUS /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

historicadjectiveUS /hɪˈstɔːrɪk/

belonging to the past; of what is important or famous in the past

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

HotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

inadequateadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnædəkwət/

lacking the requisite qualities or resources to meet a task

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is a paradox they swear by.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

JulynounUS /ˌdʒuːˈlaɪ/

the month following June and preceding August

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

paradoxnounUS /ˈperədɑːks/

(logic) a statement that contradicts itself

From this reading It is a paradox they swear by.

Piccadilly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

preparationnounUS /ˌprepərˈeɪʃən/

the activity of putting or setting in order in advance of some act or purpose

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

quartsnounUS /kwɔːrts/

plural of “quart” — a United States liquid unit equal to 32 fluid ounces; four quarts equal one gallon

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

serveverbUS /sɜːrv/

serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

shopsnounUS /ʃɑːps/

plural of “shop” — a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

sirups

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

soda-water

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

solacenounUS /ˈsɑːləs/

the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

summernounUS /ˈsʌmər/

the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

swearverbUS /swer/

utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading It is a paradox they swear by.

teanounUS /tiː/

a beverage made by steeping tea leaves in water

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is a paradox they swear by.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

ThroughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

tortureverbUS /ˈtɔːrtʃər/

torment emotionally or mentally

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

touristsnounUS /ˈtʊrəsts/

plural of “tourist” — someone who travels for pleasure

From this reading About the soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

unbearablyadverbUS /ənˈberəbli/

to an unbearable degree

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

WarnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading It seems, looking back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

windowsnounUS /ˈwɪndoʊz/

(trademark) an operating system with a graphical user interface

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Two years ago, in July, that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool.

Chapter 1 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers holds 175 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Years
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Historic
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Summer
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Almost
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