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The Agony Column

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Agony Column is here in full — 201 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.
Slowly it dragged along.
At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.
He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.
Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Agony Column

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Agony Column is here in full — 201 sentences across 41 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.
/ðə nekst deɪ wɑːz ˈsʌndeɪ hens ɪt brɔːt noʊ meɪl/
Line 2
Slowly it dragged along.
/ˈsloʊli ɪt dræɡd əˈlɔːŋ/
Line 3
At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.
Line 4
He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.
Line 5
Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.
/ˈtuːzdi ˈmɔːrnɪŋ əˈɡen hiː roʊz ˈɜːrli stɪl ˈhoʊpfəl/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Agony noun US /ˈæɡ.ə.ni/

Extreme physical or mental suffering; intense anguish.

From this reading “He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.”

Column noun US /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading “He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.”

favorite noun US /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

something regarded with special favor or liking

From this reading “At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.”

hopeful adjective US /ˈhoʊpfəl/

having or manifesting hope

From this reading “Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.”

Mail noun US /meɪl/

the bags of letters and packages that are transported by the postal service

From this reading “The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.”

Monday noun US /ˈmʌndi/

the second day of the week; the first working day

From this reading “At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.”

ridiculously adverb US /rəˈdɪkjələsli/

so as to arouse or deserve laughter

From this reading “At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.”

Tuesday noun US /ˈtuːzdi/

the third day of the week; the second working day

From this reading “Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.

AgonynounUS /ˈæɡ.ə.ni/

Extreme physical or mental suffering; intense anguish.

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading Slowly it dragged along.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

ColumnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

draggedverbUS /dræɡd/

inflected form of “drag” — pull, as against a resistance

From this reading Slowly it dragged along.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

favoritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

something regarded with special favor or liking

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

Geoffrey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

henceadverbUS /hens/

for this reason

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

hopefuladjectiveUS /ˈhoʊpfəl/

having or manifesting hope

From this reading Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

MailnounUS /meɪl/

the bags of letters and packages that are transported by the postal service

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

MondaynounUS /ˈmʌndi/

the second day of the week; the first working day

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading He found it, found the Agony Column--and nothing else.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

ridiculouslyadverbUS /rəˈdɪkjələsli/

so as to arouse or deserve laughter

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.

seekingnounUS /ˈsiːkɪŋ/

the act of searching for something

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

SlowlyadverbUS /ˈsloʊli/

without speed (“slow” is sometimes used informally for “slowly”)

From this reading Slowly it dragged along.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

TuesdaynounUS /ˈtuːzdi/

the third day of the week; the second working day

From this reading Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.

WestnounUS /west/

the countries of (originally) Europe and (now including) North America and South America

From this reading At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.

Chapter 2 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers holds 201 sentences, grouped into 41 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of The Agony Column contain?

Chapter 2 holds 201 sentences of The Agony Column, unabridged, divided into 41 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 201 sentences, grouped into 41 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of The Agony Column?

Work through the 41 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 41 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Agony Column

Common questions about reading The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Agony Column?

Yes. All 1780 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #1814 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Agony Column is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #1814, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Agony Column take to read?

About 148 minutes of reading across 356 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Agony Column section by section

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  2. Read one section

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  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Agony Column

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Agony Column, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Years
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Historic
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Summer
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Almost
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.