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Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Agony Column is here in full — 325 sentences across 65 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.
She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.
Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.
She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.
They would go there, and walk.
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The Agony Column

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Agony Column is here in full — 325 sentences across 65 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/65 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.
/hɪz ˈdɔːtər hɜːrd ðiːz wɜːrdz wɪð ə ˈsɪŋkɪŋ hɑːrt/
Line 2
She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.
Line 3
Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.
/ˈwaɪzli ʃiː daɪˈvɜːrtɪd hɜːr ˈfɑːðərz θɔːts təˈwɔːrd ðə ˈkwestʃən ʌv fuːd/
Line 4
She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.
/ʃiː hæd hɜːrd ʃiː sed ðæt ˈsɪmpsənz ɪn ðə strænd wɑːz æn ˈeksələnt pleɪs tuː daɪn/
Line 5
They would go there, and walk.
/ðeɪ wʊd ɡoʊ ðer ənd wɔːk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boarding noun US /ˈbɔːrdɪŋ/

the act of passengers and crew getting aboard a ship or aircraft

From this reading “She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.”

diverted adjective US /daɪˈvɜːrtɪd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading “Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.”

engrossed adjective US /ɪnˈɡroʊst/

giving or marked by complete attention to

From this reading “She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.”

Liverpool noun US /ˈlɪvərpuːl/

a large city in northwestern England; its port is the country's major outlet for industrial exports

From this reading “She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.”

Simpson's noun US /ˈsɪmpsənz/

possessive form of “simpson” — United States divorcee whose marriage to Edward VIII created a constitutional crisis leading to his abdication

Strand noun US /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading “She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.”

unsolved adjective US /ənˈsɑːlvd/

not solved

From this reading “She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.”

Wisely adverb US /ˈwaɪzli/

in a wise manner

From this reading “Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

boardingnounUS /ˈbɔːrdɪŋ/

the act of passengers and crew getting aboard a ship or aircraft

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

dineverbUS /daɪn/

have supper; eat dinner

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

divertedadjectiveUS /daɪˈvɜːrtɪd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.

engrossedadjectiveUS /ɪnˈɡroʊst/

giving or marked by complete attention to

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.

foodnounUS /fuːd/

any substance that can be metabolized by an animal to give energy and build tissue

From this reading Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.

foreveradverbUS /fərˈevər/

for a limitless time

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading They would go there, and walk.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

leavingnounUS /ˈliːvɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

LiverpoolnounUS /ˈlɪvərpuːl/

a large city in northwestern England; its port is the country's major outlet for industrial exports

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

mysterynounUS /ˈmɪstəri/

something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

sailingnounUS /ˈseɪlɪŋ/

the work of a sailor

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

shipverbUS /ʃɪp/

transport commercially

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

Simpson'snounUS /ˈsɪmpsənz/

possessive form of “simpson” — United States divorcee whose marriage to Edward VIII created a constitutional crisis leading to his abdication

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

sinkingnounUS /ˈsɪŋkɪŋ/

a descent as through liquid (especially through water)

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

Southampton

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From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

StrandnounUS /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading They would go there, and walk.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They would go there, and walk.

thoughtsnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.

unhappyadjectiveUS /ənˈhæpi/

experiencing or marked by or causing sadness or sorrow or discontent

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

unsolvedadjectiveUS /ənˈsɑːlvd/

not solved

From this reading She had a most unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading They would go there, and walk.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She had heard, she said, that Simpson’s, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.

WiselyadverbUS /ˈwaɪzli/

in a wise manner

From this reading Wisely she diverted her father’s thoughts toward the question of food.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading They would go there, and walk.

Chapter 5 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers holds 325 sentences, grouped into 65 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 325 sentences of The Agony Column, unabridged, divided into 65 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 325 sentences, grouped into 65 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 65 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #1814, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Agony Column take to read?

About 148 minutes of reading across 356 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Agony Column

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Years
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Historic
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Summer
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Almost
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