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Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.
I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.
The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.
Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!
Know what that means?
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The Agony Column

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Agony Column is here in full — 263 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.
/ɪn ðə kɔːrs ʌv ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ ʃiː meɪd ˈsevrəl mɪˈstɪriəs ˌɪnˈkwaɪəriz ʌv hɜːr ˈperənt rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ naɪs pɔɪnts ʌv ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl lɔː æz ɪt kənˈsɜːrnd ˈmɜːrdər ənd ɪt ɪz ˈprɑːbəbəl ðæt hiː wʊd hæv bɪn strʌk baɪ ðə ɑːd ˈneɪtʃər ʌv ðiːz ˈkwestʃənz hæd hiː nɑːt bɪn ənˈduːli ɪkˈsaɪtəd əˈbaʊt əˈnʌðər ˈmætər/
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I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.
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The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.
/ðə ˈdʒɜːrmən truːps ɑːr ˈredi æt ˈeɪkslɑːʃəˈpel fɔːr æn əˈsɔːlt ɑːn liːdʒ/
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Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!
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Know what that means?
/noʊ wʌt ðæt miːnz/

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Aix-la-Chapelle noun US /ˈeɪkslɑːʃəˈpel/

a city in western Germany near the Dutch and Belgian borders; formerly it was Charlemagne's northern capital

From this reading ““The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.”

assault noun US /əˈsɔːlt/

close fighting during the culmination of a military attack

From this reading ““The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.”

Belgium noun US /ˈbeldʒəm/

a monarchy in northwestern Europe; headquarters for the European Union and for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization

From this reading “Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!”

gloomily adverb US /ˈɡluːməli/

with gloom

From this reading ““I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.”

international adjective US /ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl/

concerning or belonging to all or at least two or more nations

From this reading “In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.”

Liege noun US /liːdʒ/

a person holding a fief; a person who owes allegiance and service to a feudal lord

From this reading ““The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.”

parent noun US /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading “In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.”

unduly adverb US /ənˈduːli/

to an undue degree

From this reading “In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

Aix-la-ChapellenounUS /ˈeɪkslɑːʃəˈpel/

a city in western Germany near the Dutch and Belgian borders; formerly it was Charlemagne's northern capital

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

announcedadjectiveUS /əˈnaʊnst/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

assaultnounUS /əˈsɔːlt/

close fighting during the culmination of a military attack

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

BelgiumnounUS /ˈbeldʒəm/

a monarchy in northwestern Europe; headquarters for the European Union and for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization

From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

concernedadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrnd/

feeling or showing worry or solicitude

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

excitedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsaɪtəd/

(of persons) excessively affected by emotion

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

GermannounUS /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

gloomilyadverbUS /ˈɡluːməli/

with gloom

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

inquiriesnounUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪəriz/

plural of “inquiry” — a search for knowledge

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

internationaladjectiveUS /ˌɪntərˈnæʃənəl/

concerning or belonging to all or at least two or more nations

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

KnowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Know what that means?

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

LiegenounUS /liːdʒ/

a person holding a fief; a person who owes allegiance and service to a feudal lord

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading Know what that means?

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

mysteriousadjectiveUS /mɪˈstɪriəs/

of an obscure nature

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

oddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

parentnounUS /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

pointsnounUS /pɔɪnts/

plural of “point” — a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

probableadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːbəbəl/

likely but not certain to be or become true or real

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

regardingverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

severaladjectiveUS /ˈsevrəl/

(used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

strikeverbUS /straɪk/

deliver a sharp blow, as with the hand, fist, or weapon

From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

they're

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From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

troopsnounUS /truːps/

soldiers collectively

From this reading “The German troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege.

undulyadverbUS /ənˈduːli/

to an undue degree

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

we've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Know what that means?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another matter.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, sir--they’re going to strike through Belgium!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I tell you, we’ve got to get home!” he announced gloomily.

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