Learn English through classic literature • Five-line readings • Clear US narration
VELMORA ACADEMY
Academy of Archival Languages & Memory Studies
Menu Close
The Agony Column
The Agony Column

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Agony Column is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Cover illustration for The Agony Column
Context Illustration Reading 1/18 · 5 lines
English subtitles · tap any word to listen 1 / 5
So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.
Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.
Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.
No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.
War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.
0:00 / 0:00
Speed 0.75x
AI-generated narration by OpenAI · Slow US English
LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Agony Column

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Agony Column is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.
/soʊ bɪˈɡæn æn ˈæŋkʃəs deɪ nɑːt ˈoʊnli fɔːr ðə ɡɜːrl frʌm ˈteksəs bʌt fɔːr ɔːl ˈlʌndən æz wel/
Line 2
Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.
Line 3
Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.
/ˈleɪtər ɪn ˈwɑːʃɪŋtən hiː wɑːz ˈdestɪnd tuː biː ə mɑːrkt mæn bɪˈkɔːz ʌv hɪz ɡræsp ʌv ðə ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən əˈbrɔːd/
Line 4
No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.
Line 5
War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.
/wɔːr baɪ ˈmɪdnaɪt ʃʊr hiː proʊˈkleɪmd ɑːn ðə ˈmɔːrnɪŋ ʌv ðɪs ˈfeɪtfəl ˈtuːzdi/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adviser noun US /ædˈvaɪzər/

an expert who gives advice

From this reading “Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.”

diplomat noun US /ˈdɪpləmæt/

an official engaged in international negotiations

From this reading “No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.”

diplomatic adjective US /ˌdɪpləˈmætɪk/

relating to or characteristic of diplomacy

From this reading “Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.”

extracted verb US /ekˈstræktɪd/

past form of “extract” — remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading “Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.”

fateful adjective US /ˈfeɪtfəl/

having momentous consequences; of decisive importance

From this reading ““War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.”

proclaimed adjective US /proʊˈkleɪmd/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading ““War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.”

Texas noun US /ˈteksəs/

the second largest state; located in southwestern United States on the Gulf of Mexico

From this reading “So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.”

Tuesday noun US /ˈtuːzdi/

the third day of the week; the second working day

From this reading ““War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.”

All words in this reading · 76

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

abroadadverbUS /əˈbrɔːd/

to or in a foreign country

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

adviseverbUS /ædˈvaɪz/

give advice to

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

advisernounUS /ædˈvaɪzər/

an expert who gives advice

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

anxiousadjectiveUS /ˈæŋkʃəs/

eagerly desirous

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

bootblacknoun

a person who polishes shoes and boots

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

burstingverbUS /ˈbɜːrstɪŋ/

-ing form of “burst” — come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

destinedadjectiveUS /ˈdestɪnd/

headed or intending to head in a certain direction; often used as a combining form as in “college-bound students”

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

diplomatnounUS /ˈdɪpləmæt/

an official engaged in international negotiations

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

diplomaticadjectiveUS /ˌdɪpləˈmætɪk/

relating to or characteristic of diplomacy

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

extractedverbUS /ekˈstræktɪd/

past form of “extract” — remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

fatefuladjectiveUS /ˈfeɪtfəl/

having momentous consequences; of decisive importance

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

graspverbUS /ɡræsp/

hold firmly

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

LateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

midnightnounUS /ˈmɪdnaɪt/

12 o'clock at night; the middle of the night

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

proclaimedadjectiveUS /proʊˈkleɪmd/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

recentlyadverbUS /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

secretsnounUS /ˈsiːkrəts/

plural of “secret” — something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on)

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

situationnounUS /ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən/

the general state of things; the combination of circumstances at a given time

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

suspectedadjectiveUS /səˈspektɪd/

believed likely

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

TexasnounUS /ˈteksəs/

the second largest state; located in southwestern United States on the Gulf of Mexico

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

thronenounUS /θroʊn/

the chair of state for a monarch, bishop, etc.

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

TuesdaynounUS /ˈtuːzdi/

the third day of the week; the second working day

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

WarnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading “War by midnight, sure!” he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful Tuesday.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

WashingtonnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋtən/

the capital of the United States in the District of Columbia and a tourist mecca; George Washington commissioned Charles L'Enfant to lay out the city in 1791

From this reading Later, in Washington, he was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation abroad.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all London as well.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.

Chapter 8 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers holds 93 sentences, grouped into 19 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of The Agony Column contain?

Chapter 8 holds 93 sentences of The Agony Column, unabridged, divided into 19 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 93 sentences, grouped into 19 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 8 of The Agony Column?

Work through the 19 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 19 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 8 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 8 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Agony Column

Common questions about reading The Agony Column by Earl Derr Biggers on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Agony Column?

Yes. All 1780 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #1814 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Agony Column is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #1814, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Agony Column take to read?

About 148 minutes of reading across 356 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Agony Column section by section

How to work through The Agony Column section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 9 chapters of The Agony Column to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Agony Column

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Agony Column, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Years
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Historic
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Summer
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Almost
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Agony Column; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.