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The Agony Column

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Agony Column is here in full — 148 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.
Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.
Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.
We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.
And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.
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The Agony Column

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Agony Column is here in full — 148 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/29 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.
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Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.
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Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.
/pərˈhæps tuː ɡoʊ bæk tuː ðə ˈletər ə ˈiːvɪn əˈmjuːzmənt/
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We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.
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And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

casually adverb US /ˈkæʒəwəli/

not methodically or according to plan

From this reading “Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.”

dictionary noun US /ˈdɪkʃəneri/

a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

From this reading “Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.”

enlist verb US /ˌenˈlɪst/

join the military

From this reading “Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.”

futile adjective US /ˈfjuːtəl/

producing no result or effect

From this reading “Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.”

medium noun US /ˈmiːdiəm/

a means or instrumentality for storing or communicating information

From this reading “Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.”

puzzle verb US /ˈpʌzəl/

be a mystery or bewildering to

From this reading “We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.”

solution noun US /səˈluːʃən/

a homogeneous mixture of two or more substances; frequently (but not necessarily) a liquid solution

From this reading “We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.”

weirdly adverb US /ˈwɪrdli/

in a weird manner

From this reading “We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

Adelphi

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

amazementnounUS /əˈmeɪzmənt/

the feeling that accompanies something extremely surprising

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

angernounUS /ˈæŋɡər/

a strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.

Carlton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

casuallyadverbUS /ˈkæʒəwəli/

not methodically or according to plan

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

descriptionnounUS /dɪˈskrɪpʃən/

a statement that represents something in words

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

dictionarynounUS /ˈdɪkʃəneri/

a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

emotionsnounUS /ɪˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “emotion” — any strong feeling

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

enlistverbUS /ˌenˈlɪst/

join the military

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.

examplenounUS /ɪɡˈzæmpəl/

an item of information that is typical of a class or group

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

exceedinglyadverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

feelingsnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋz/

emotional or moral sensitivity (especially in relation to personal principles or dignity)

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

futileadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtəl/

producing no result or effect

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.

Haight

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

leavingnounUS /ˈliːvɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

mediumnounUS /ˈmiːdiəm/

a means or instrumentality for storing or communicating information

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

mixedadjectiveUS /mɪkst/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

pagesnounUS /ˈpeɪdʒəz/

plural of “page” — one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading Perhaps, to go back to the letter a, even amusement.

puzzleverbUS /ˈpʌzəl/

be a mystery or bewildering to

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

Sadie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

Saronia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

sevennounUS /ˈsevən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

solutionnounUS /səˈluːʃən/

a homogeneous mixture of two or more substances; frequently (but not necessarily) a liquid solution

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

strugglingadjectiveUS /ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ/

engaged in a struggle to overcome especially poverty or obscurity

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

TerracenounUS /ˈterəs/

usually paved outdoor area adjoining a residence

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

TurningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

unbeliefnoun

a rejection of belief

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

weirdlyadverbUS /ˈwɪrdli/

in a weird manner

From this reading We may leave her with the solution to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

WordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

worriedadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrid/

afflicted with or marked by anxious uneasiness or trouble or grief

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man exceedingly worried.

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