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The American Joe Miller

Chapter I

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"Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.
I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."
"How was that?" asked Holton.
"Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.
Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.
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The American Joe Miller

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The American Joe Miller is here in full — 440 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 23/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 111–115

Line 1
"Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.
Line 2
I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."
/aɪ hæd ðə wɜːrst wʌn ɪn ˈsiːbɔːrd ˈkaʊnti wʌns ənd aɪ kjʊrd ɪt ə ˈlɪtəl tuː mʌtʃ/
Line 3
"How was that?" asked Holton.
Line 4
"Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.
Line 5
Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bush noun US /bʊʃ/

a low woody perennial plant usually having several major stems

From this reading “Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.”

chimneys noun US /ˈtʃɪmniz/

plural of “chimney” — a vertical flue that provides a path through which smoke from a fire is carried away through the wall or roof of a building

From this reading “Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.”

county noun US /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading “I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."”

crazy adjective US /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.”

cured adjective US /kjʊrd/

freed from illness or injury

From this reading “I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."”

drunk adjective US /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading “Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.”

Seaboard noun US /ˈsiːbɔːrd/

the shore of a sea or ocean regarded as a resort

From this reading “I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."”

three-quarters noun US /ˌθriːˈkwɔːrtərz/

three of four equal parts

From this reading “Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

twelve years noun + noun

In this reading “"Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.”

little house adjective + noun

In this reading “"Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "How was that?" asked Holton.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

blindnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

BushnounUS /bʊʃ/

a low woody perennial plant usually having several major stems

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

chimneysnounUS /ˈtʃɪmniz/

plural of “chimney” — a vertical flue that provides a path through which smoke from a fire is carried away through the wall or roof of a building

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

curedadjectiveUS /kjʊrd/

freed from illness or injury

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

drunkadjectiveUS /drʌŋk/

stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

HollowadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːloʊ/

not solid; having a space or gap or cavity

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

Holton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How was that?" asked Holton.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How was that?" asked Holton.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

Joe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

SeaboardnounUS /ˈsiːbɔːrd/

the shore of a sea or ocean regarded as a resort

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

SeenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "How was that?" asked Holton.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "Seen it?" said old Joe, "I think I have.

three-quartersnounUS /ˌθriːˈkwɔːrtərz/

three of four equal parts

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Jim Bush, the fellow that built the chimneys, kept blind drunk three-quarters of the time, and crazy drunk the other.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "How was that?" asked Holton.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

WolfnounUS /wʊlf/

any of various predatory carnivorous canine mammals of North America and Eurasia that usually hunt in packs

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

worstnounUS /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading I had the worst one in Seaboard county once, and I cured it a little too much."

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

yonderadjectiveUS /ˈjɑːndər/

distant but within sight (“yon” is dialectal)

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Why, you see," said Joe, "I built a little house out yonder, at Wolf Hollow, ten or twelve years ago.

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