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The American Joe Miller
The American Joe Miller

Chapter II

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"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.
But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."
THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.
Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.
"You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."
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The American Joe Miller

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The American Joe Miller is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.
/aɪ wʊd send juː ə kɪs dɪr ˈdɔːtər æz pjʊr frʌm ə fɑːnd ˈfɑːðərz lɪps ənd æz tʃeɪst æz ðə drɑːp ʌv ˈwɔːtər ðæt freʃ frʌm æn ˈaɪsɪkəl drɪps bʌt ˈkɪsəz ðʌs sent ɪn ə ˈletər wʊd luːz ɔːl ðer ˈswiːtnəs fɔːr ðiː ənd aɪ noʊ ɪt wʊd pliːz ðiː fɑːr ˈbetər tuː rəˈsiːv ə fjuː ˈɡriːnbæks frʌm miː/
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But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."
/bʌt æz aɪ æm hɑːrd ʌp ənd juː nɑːt ɪn niːd juː wɪl hæv tuː pʊt ʌp wɪð ðə wɪl fɔːr ðə diːd aɪ ˈðerfɔːr send juː ðɪs naɪs ˈlɪtəl ˈsɑːnɪt ˌɪnˈsted ʌv ðə ˈɡriːnbæks tuː baɪ juː ə ˈbɑːnət/
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THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.
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Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.
/ænt iː wɑːz ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː pərˈsweɪd ˈlɪtəl ˈedi tuː rɪˈtaɪr æt ˈsʌndaʊn/
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"You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chaste adjective US /tʃeɪst/

morally pure (especially not having experienced sexual intercourse)

From this reading “"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.”

drips noun US /drɪps/

plural of “drip” — flowing in drops; the formation and falling of drops of liquid

From this reading “"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.”

Eddy verb US /ˈedi/

flow in a circular current, of liquids

From this reading “Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.”

greenbacks noun US /ˈɡriːnbæks/

plural of “greenback” — a piece of paper money (especially one issued by a central bank)

From this reading “"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.”

icicle noun US /ˈaɪsɪkəl/

ice resembling a pendent spear, formed by the freezing of dripping water

From this reading “"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.”

roost verb US /ruːst/

sit, as on a branch

From this reading “"You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."”

sonnet noun US /ˈsɑːnɪt/

a verse form consisting of 14 lines with a fixed rhyme scheme

From this reading “But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."”

sundown noun US /ˈsʌndaʊn/

the time in the evening at which the sun begins to fall below the horizon

From this reading “Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

at sundown preposition + noun

In this reading “Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.”

OLD HEN adjective + noun

In this reading “THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.”

far better adverb + adjective

In this reading “"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.”

put up verb + adjective

place so as to be noticed

In this reading “But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."”

lose all verb + adjective

In this reading “"I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.”

All words in this reading · 84

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

63

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

bonnetnounUS /ˈbɑːnət/

a hat tied under the chin

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

chasteadjectiveUS /tʃeɪst/

morally pure (especially not having experienced sexual intercourse)

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

CHICKENSnounUS /ˈtʃɪkənz/

plural of “chicken” — the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

deednounUS /diːd/

a legal document signed and sealed and delivered to effect a transfer of property and to show the legal right to possess it

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

dripsnounUS /drɪps/

plural of “drip” — flowing in drops; the formation and falling of drops of liquid

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

dropverbUS /drɑːp/

let fall to the ground

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

EddyverbUS /ˈedi/

flow in a circular current, of liquids

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

fondadjectiveUS /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

freshadjectiveUS /freʃ/

recently made, produced, or harvested

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

greenbacksnounUS /ˈɡriːnbæks/

plural of “greenback” — a piece of paper money (especially one issued by a central bank)

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

HENnounUS /hen/

adult female chicken

From this reading THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

iciclenounUS /ˈaɪsɪkəl/

ice resembling a pendent spear, formed by the freezing of dripping water

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

InsteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

kissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

kissesnounUS /ˈkɪsəz/

plural of “kiss” — the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

lipsnounUS /lɪps/

plural of “lip” — either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

loseverbUS /luːz/

fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading THE OLD HEN AND CHICKENS.--63.

persuadeverbUS /pərˈsweɪd/

win approval or support for

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

pureadjectiveUS /pjʊr/

free of extraneous elements of any kind

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

receiveverbUS /rəˈsiːv/

get something; come into possession of

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

retireverbUS /rɪˈtaɪr/

go into retirement; stop performing one's work or withdraw from one's position

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

roostverbUS /ruːst/

sit, as on a branch

From this reading "You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

sonnetnounUS /ˈsɑːnɪt/

a verse form consisting of 14 lines with a fixed rhyme scheme

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

sundownnounUS /ˈsʌndaʊn/

the time in the evening at which the sun begins to fall below the horizon

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

sweetnessnounUS /ˈswiːtnəs/

the taste experience when sugar dissolves in the mouth

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

theepronounUS /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "You see, my dear, how the little chickens go to roost at that time."

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Aunt E. was trying to persuade little Eddy to retire at sundown.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But as I am 'hard up,' and you not in need, You will have to put up with the will for the deed; I therefore send you this nice little sonnet, Instead of the greenbacks to buy you a bonnet."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I would send you a kiss, dear daughter, As pure from a fond father's lips, And as chaste as the drop of water That fresh from an icicle drips; But kisses thus sent in a letter Would lose all their sweetness for thee, And I know it would please thee far better To receive a few greenbacks from me.

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