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The American Joe Miller

Chapter IX

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TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.
If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.
LACONIC.--588.
"Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"
"Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.
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The American Joe Miller

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The American Joe Miller is here in full — 466 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/93 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.
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If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.
/ɪf ðə liːtʃ wɪl nɑːt baɪt baɪnd hɪm əˈprentəs tuː ə ˈbroʊkər fɔːr ə wiːk ənd hɪz tiːθ wɪl bɪˈkʌm soʊ ʃɑːrp ðæt hiː wɪl baɪt θruː ðə ˈbɑːtəm ʌv ə bræs ˈketəl/
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LACONIC.--588.
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"Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"
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"Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

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apprentice noun US /əˈprentəs/

works for an expert to learn a trade

From this reading “If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.”

bind verb US /baɪnd/

stick to firmly

From this reading “If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.”

broker noun US /ˈbroʊkər/

a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading “If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.”

laconic adjective US /lɑːˈkɑːnɪk/

brief and to the point; effectively cut short

From this reading “LACONIC.--588.”

leech noun US /liːtʃ/

carnivorous or bloodsucking aquatic or terrestrial worms typically having a sucker at each end

From this reading “If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.”

leeches noun US /ˈliːtʃɪz/

plural of “leech” — carnivorous or bloodsucking aquatic or terrestrial worms typically having a sucker at each end

From this reading “TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.”

teamster noun US /ˈtiːmstər/

the driver of a team of horses doing hauling

From this reading “"Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"”

Yankee noun US /ˈjæŋki/

an American who lives in the North (especially during the American Civil War)

From this reading “"Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"”

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for a week preposition + article + noun counted as “for … week”

In this reading “If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.”

appeared in verb + particle counted as “appear in”

In this reading “"Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"”

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587

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From this reading TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.

588

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From this reading LACONIC.--588.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

apprenticenounUS /əˈprentəs/

works for an expert to learn a trade

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

bindverbUS /baɪnd/

stick to firmly

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

BITEverbUS /baɪt/

to grip, cut off, or tear with or as if with the teeth or jaws

From this reading TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.

bottomnounUS /ˈbɑːtəm/

the lower side of anything

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

brassnounUS /bræs/

an alloy of copper and zinc

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

brokernounUS /ˈbroʊkər/

a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

butternounUS /ˈbʌtər/

an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

creeknounUS /kriːk/

a natural stream of water smaller than a river (and often a tributary of a river)

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

elevenpence

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

Hillo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

hurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

kettlenounUS /ˈketəl/

a metal pot for stewing or boiling; usually has a lid

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

LACONICadjectiveUS /lɑːˈkɑːnɪk/

brief and to the point; effectively cut short

From this reading LACONIC.--588.

leechnounUS /liːtʃ/

carnivorous or bloodsucking aquatic or terrestrial worms typically having a sucker at each end

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

LEECHESnounUS /ˈliːtʃɪz/

plural of “leech” — carnivorous or bloodsucking aquatic or terrestrial worms typically having a sucker at each end

From this reading TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.

MAKEverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

PastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

sharpadjectiveUS /ʃɑːrp/

(of something seen or heard) clearly defined

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

teamsternounUS /ˈtiːmstər/

the driver of a team of horses doing hauling

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading TO MAKE LEECHES BITE.--587.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

waistnounUS /weɪst/

the narrowing of the body between the ribs and hips

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Past one, almost two--home--waist deep--and elevenpence," was the reply.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If the leech will not bite, bind him apprentice to a broker for a week, and his teeth will become so sharp that he will bite through the bottom of a brass kettle.

YankeenounUS /ˈjæŋki/

an American who lives in the North (especially during the American Civil War)

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Hillo, master," said a Yankee to a teamster, who appeared in something of a hurry, "What time is it?--Where are you going?--How deep is the creek?--And what is the price of the butter?"

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