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The American Newspaper

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.
These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.
This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.
But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.
It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The American Newspaper

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The American Newspaper is here in full — 156 sentences across 32 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/31 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.
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These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.
/ðiːz ˈaɪtəmz hæv ˈveri ˈlɪtəl ˈɪntrəst ɪkˈsept tuː ðoʊz huː ɔːlˈredi noʊ ðə fækts bʌt ðoʊz kənˈsɜːrnd laɪk tuː siː ðem ɪn prɪnt ənd teɪk ðə ˈnuːzpeɪpər ɑːn ðæt əˈkaʊnt/
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This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.
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But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.
/bʌt ðɪs ɪz nɑːt ðə moʊst ˈsɪriəs əbˈdʒekʃən tuː ðə ˌpʌblɪˈkeɪʃən ʌv ðiːz ˈwɜːrθləs dɪˈteɪlz/
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It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

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belittle verb US /bɪˈlɪtəl/

cause to seem less serious; play down

From this reading “This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.”

cultivates verb US /ˈkʌltɪveɪts/

third-person singular of “cultivate” — foster the growth of

From this reading “It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.”

develops verb US /dɪˈveləps/

third-person singular of “develop” — make something new, such as a product or a mental or artistic creation

From this reading “It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.”

elevates verb US /ˈeləveɪts/

third-person singular of “elevate” — give a promotion to or assign to a higher position

From this reading “It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.”

items noun US /ˈaɪtəmz/

plural of “item” — a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading “These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.”

notoriety noun US /ˌnoʊtərˈaɪəti/

the state of being known for some unfavorable act or quality

From this reading “It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.”

self-consciousness noun US /ˌselfˈkɑːnʃəsnəs/

embarrassment deriving from the feeling that others are critically aware of you

From this reading “It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.”

vapid adjective US /ˈvæpɪd/

lacking taste or flavor or tang

From this reading “On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.”

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aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

belittleverbUS /bɪˈlɪtəl/

cause to seem less serious; play down

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

benefitnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

columnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

communitynounUS /kəˈmjuːnəti/

a group of people living in a particular local area

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

concernedadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrnd/

feeling or showing worry or solicitude

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

contractverbUS /ˈkɑːntrækt/

enter into a contractual arrangement

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

cultivatesverbUS /ˈkʌltɪveɪts/

third-person singular of “cultivate” — foster the growth of

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

detailsnounUS /dɪˈteɪlz/

true confidential information

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

developsverbUS /dɪˈveləps/

third-person singular of “develop” — make something new, such as a product or a mental or artistic creation

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

elevatesverbUS /ˈeləveɪts/

third-person singular of “elevate” — give a promotion to or assign to a higher position

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

essentialadjectiveUS /eˈsenʃəl/

absolutely necessary; vitally necessary

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

factsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

inanitynoun

total lack of meaning or ideas

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

itemsnounUS /ˈaɪtəmz/

plural of “item” — a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

notorietynounUS /ˌnoʊtərˈaɪəti/

the state of being known for some unfavorable act or quality

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

objectionnounUS /əbˈdʒekʃən/

the act of expressing earnest opposition or protest

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

printnounUS /prɪnt/

the text appearing in a book, newspaper, or other printed publication

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

profitlessadjective

without profit or reward

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

publicationnounUS /ˌpʌblɪˈkeɪʃən/

a copy of a printed work offered for distribution

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

reading-matter

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From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

self-consciousnessnounUS /ˌselfˈkɑːnʃəsnəs/

embarrassment deriving from the feeling that others are critically aware of you

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

self-importancenoun

an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading This sort of inanity takes the place of reading-matter that might be of benefit, and its effect must be to belittle and contract the mind.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

trivialadjectiveUS /ˈtrɪviəl/

(informal) small and of little importance

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

vanitynounUS /ˈvænəti/

feelings of excessive pride

From this reading It cultivates self-consciousness in the community, and love of notoriety; it develops vanity and self-importance, and elevates the trivial in life above the essential.

vapidadjectiveUS /ˈvæpɪd/

lacking taste or flavor or tang

From this reading On the face of it nothing is so vapid and profitless as column after column of this reading.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading These "items" have very little interest, except to those who already know the facts; but those concerned like to see them in print, and take the newspaper on that account.

worthlessadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrθləs/

lacking in usefulness or value

From this reading But this is not the most serious objection to the publication of these worthless details.

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American
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Newspaper
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Subject
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