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The Angel and the Author, and Others

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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If only we had not lost our Tails!
A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.
He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.
"Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.
Drop in whenever you are passing."
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The Angel and the Author, and Others

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Angel and the Author, and Others is here in full — 188 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
If only we had not lost our Tails!
/ɪf ˈoʊnli wiː hæd nɑːt lɔːst ˈaʊər teɪlz/
Line 2
A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.
/ə frend ʌv maɪn θɪŋks ɪt ə ˈpɪti ðæt wiː hæv lɔːst ˈaʊər teɪlz/
Line 3
He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.
/hiː ˈɑːrɡjuːz ɪt wʊd biː soʊ ˈhelpfəl ɪf laɪk ðə dɔːɡ wiː pəˈzest ə teɪl ðæt wæɡd wen wiː wɜːr pliːzd ðæt stʌk aʊt streɪt wen wiː wɜːr ˈfiːlɪŋ mæd/
Line 4
"Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.
Line 5
Drop in whenever you are passing."
/drɑːp ɪn weˈnevər juː ɑːr ˈpæsɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

argues verb US /ˈɑːrɡjuːz/

third-person singular of “argue” — present reasons and arguments

From this reading “He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.”

helpful adjective US /ˈhelpfəl/

providing assistance or serving a useful function

From this reading “He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.”

hostess noun US /ˈhoʊstəs/

a woman host

From this reading “"Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.”

stuck adjective US /stʌk/

caught or fixed

From this reading “He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.”

tail noun US /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading “He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.”

tails noun US /teɪlz/

formalwear consisting of full evening dress for men

From this reading “If only we had not lost our Tails!”

wagged verb US /wæɡd/

inflected form of “wag” — move from side to side

From this reading “He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.”

whenever conjunction US /weˈnevər/

at any time that; every time that

From this reading “Drop in whenever you are passing."”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Drop in whenever you are passing."

arguesverbUS /ˈɑːrɡjuːz/

third-person singular of “argue” — present reasons and arguments

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

DropverbUS /drɑːp/

let fall to the ground

From this reading Drop in whenever you are passing."

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

helpfuladjectiveUS /ˈhelpfəl/

providing assistance or serving a useful function

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

hostessnounUS /ˈhoʊstəs/

a woman host

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Drop in whenever you are passing."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading Drop in whenever you are passing."

pitynounUS /ˈpɪti/

a feeling of sympathy and sorrow for the misfortunes of others

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

pleasedadjectiveUS /pliːzd/

experiencing or manifesting pleasure

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

possessedadjectiveUS /pəˈzest/

influenced or controlled by a powerful force such as a strong emotion

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

straightadjectiveUS /streɪt/

successive (without a break)

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

stuckadjectiveUS /stʌk/

caught or fixed

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

tailnounUS /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

TailsnounUS /teɪlz/

formalwear consisting of full evening dress for men

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

thinksnounUS /θɪŋks/

plural of “think” — an instance of deliberate thinking

From this reading A friend of mine thinks it a pity that we have lost our tails.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

waggedverbUS /wæɡd/

inflected form of “wag” — move from side to side

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading "Now, do come and see us again soon," says our hostess; "don't wait to be asked.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading If only we had not lost our Tails!

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

wheneverconjunctionUS /weˈnevər/

at any time that; every time that

From this reading Drop in whenever you are passing."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading He argues it would be so helpful if, like the dog, we possessed a tail that wagged when we were pleased, that stuck out straight when we were feeling mad.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Drop in whenever you are passing."

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