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The Arch-Satirist

Chapter II

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"Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.
"Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.
"Please don’t!
It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"
"Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.
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The Arch-Satirist

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Arch-Satirist is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.
Line 2
"Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.
Line 3
"Please don’t!
Line 4
It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"
Line 5
"Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

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appropriately adverb US /əˈproʊpriɪtli/

in accordance with what is appropriate or suitable for the circumstances

From this reading “"Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.”

assuming adjective US /əˈsuːmɪŋ/

excessively forward

From this reading “"Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.”

attentive adjective US /əˈtentɪv/

(often followed by “to”) giving care or attention

From this reading “It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"”

commented verb US /ˈkɑːmentəd/

past form of “comment” — make or write a comment on

From this reading “"Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.”

dreadfully adverb US /ˈdredfəli/

of a dreadful kind

From this reading “It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"”

genuinely adverb US /ˈdʒenjəwənli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading “"Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.”

marrying verb US /ˈmeriɪŋ/

-ing form of “marry” — take in marriage

From this reading “"Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.”

matrimony noun US /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading “"Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

most attentive adverb + adjective

In this reading “It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"”

little thing adjective + noun

In this reading “"Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.”

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Agatha

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From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

Amherst

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From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

appropriatelyadverbUS /əˈproʊpriɪtli/

in accordance with what is appropriate or suitable for the circumstances

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

aspectnounUS /ˈæspekt/

a distinct feature or element in a problem

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

assumingadjectiveUS /əˈsuːmɪŋ/

excessively forward

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

attentiveadjectiveUS /əˈtentɪv/

(often followed by “to”) giving care or attention

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

bringsverbUS /brɪŋz/

third-person singular of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

commentedverbUS /ˈkɑːmentəd/

past form of “comment” — make or write a comment on

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

cousinnounUS /ˈkʌzən/

the child of your aunt or uncle

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

dreadfullyadverbUS /ˈdredfəli/

of a dreadful kind

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

effectuallyadverb

in an effectual manner

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

funerealadjective

suited to or suggestive of a grave or burial

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

genuinelyadverbUS /ˈdʒenjəwənli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

Lighton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

Lynn

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

marryingverbUS /ˈmeriɪŋ/

-ing form of “marry” — take in marriage

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

matrimonynounUS /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

neareradverbUS /ˈnɪrər/

(comparative of “near” or “close”) within a shorter distance

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

PleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading "Please don’t!

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

preventverbUS /prɪˈvent/

keep from happening or arising; make impossible

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

shockedadjectiveUS /ʃɑːkt/

struck with fear, dread, or consternation

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

solemnlyadverbUS /ˈsɔːləmli/

in a grave and sedate manner

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

soundsnounUS /saʊndz/

plural of “sound” — the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Oh, don’t say that!" cried Agatha, looking genuinely shocked.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading It sounds so dreadfully as if it might be— And I am sure Mr. Lighton is most attentive and Mr. Amherst and two or three others call pretty often, don’t they?"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading "Every year brings me nearer the grave, but no nearer matrimony," commented Lynn, assuming an appropriately funereal aspect.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading "Yet," said her cousin, solemnly, "I think myself, Agatha, that there is just one little thing which is going to effectually prevent Mr. Lighton from marrying me.

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