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The Arch-Satirist

Chapter VI

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"Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.
"I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.
Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.
You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.
If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Arch-Satirist

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of The Arch-Satirist is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.
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"I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.
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Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.
/ˈnevər maɪnd juː wɪl ɡet waɪz wen ɪt ɪz tuː leɪt ənd ðen juː wɪl wɪʃ ðæt juː hæd hæd ðə sens tuː ˈɪməteɪt miː ənd bɑːb ənd ɔːl ðə ˈʌðər ˈpræktəkəl ˈpiːpəl ɪn ðə wɜːrld/
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You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.
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If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

Learner Dictionary

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animal noun US /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading “You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.”

compels verb US /kəmˈpelz/

third-person singular of “compel” — force somebody to do something

From this reading “"I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.”

dogs noun US /dɑːɡz/

plural of “dog” — a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading “"I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.”

higher adjective US /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading “If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!”

imitate verb US /ˈɪməteɪt/

reproduce someone's behavior or looks

From this reading “Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.”

practical adjective US /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading “Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.”

sensible adjective US /ˈsensəbəl/

showing reason or sound judgment

From this reading “"Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.”

solemnly adverb US /ˈsɔːləmli/

in a grave and sedate manner

From this reading “"Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

too late adverb + adjective

In this reading “Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.”

lower animal verb + noun

In this reading “You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.”

in the world preposition + article + noun counted as “in … world”

In this reading “Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.

BobverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.

compelsverbUS /kəmˈpelz/

third-person singular of “compel” — force somebody to do something

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

dogsnounUS /dɑːɡz/

plural of “dog” — a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

Hadwell

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

imitateverbUS /ˈɪməteɪt/

reproduce someone's behavior or looks

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

justicenounUS /ˈdʒʌstəs/

the quality of being just or fair

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

lowerverbUS /ˈloʊər/

move something or somebody to a lower position

From this reading You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

needn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

sensibleadjectiveUS /ˈsensəbəl/

showing reason or sound judgment

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

solemnlyadverbUS /ˈsɔːləmli/

in a grave and sedate manner

From this reading "Bob is a sensible dog," said Mrs. Hadwell, solemnly.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

thankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading You needn’t think I mind being called a lower animal.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading If being a lower animal means getting what you want and being a higher animal means getting what you don’t want,—well, I want to be a lower animal, thank you!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Never mind! you will get wise when it is too late and then you will wish that you had had the sense to imitate me and Bob and all the other practical people in the world.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I don’t like dogs and I do like you but justice compels me to state that Bob has a lot more sense than you have.

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