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The Arch-Satirist

Chapter VIII

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"Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.
"Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.
Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."
"I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."
"Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Arch-Satirist

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Arch-Satirist is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.
Line 2
"Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.
/ɪts ˈruːdnəs ɪz ˈwɜːr.ði ʌv juː bʌt nɑːt ɪts stuːˈpɪdɪtiː/
Line 3
Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."
/ˌɔːrdəˈnerəli jɔːr rɪˈmɑːrks ɑːr ˈwɪti ˈiːvɪn wen ðeɪ ɑːr ruːd bʌt ðɪs hæz ˈoʊnli truːθ tuː ˌrekəˈmend ɪt/
Line 4
"I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."
Line 5
"Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.
/jɔːr laɪks ənd dɪˈslaɪks ɑːr nɑːt ə ˈmætər ʌv ˈɪntrəst tuː juː noʊ aɪ səˈpoʊz nɑːt/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dislikes noun US /dɪˈslaɪks/

plural of “dislike” — an inclination to withhold approval from some person or group

From this reading “"Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.”

gymnastics noun US /dʒɪmˈnæstɪks/

a sport that involves exercises intended to display strength and balance and agility

From this reading “"I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."”

Ordinarily adverb US /ˌɔːrdəˈnerəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading “Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."”

recommend verb US /ˌrekəˈmend/

push for something

From this reading “Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."”

rudeness noun US /ˈruːdnəs/

a manner that is rude and insulting

From this reading “"Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.”

stupidity noun US /stuːˈpɪdɪtiː/

a poor ability to understand or to profit from experience

From this reading “"Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.”

verbal adjective US /ˈvɜːrbəl/

communicated in the form of words

From this reading “"I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."”

witty adjective US /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading “Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading "I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."

companionnounUS /kəmˈpænjən/

a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

dislikesnounUS /dɪˈslaɪks/

plural of “dislike” — an inclination to withhold approval from some person or group

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."

gymnasticsnounUS /dʒɪmˈnæstɪks/

a sport that involves exercises intended to display strength and balance and agility

From this reading "I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."

Hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

ItsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

likesnounUS /laɪks/

plural of “like” — a similar kind

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

OrdinarilyadverbUS /ˌɔːrdəˈnerəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

recommendverbUS /ˌrekəˈmend/

push for something

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

remarksnounUS /rɪˈmɑːrks/

plural of “remark” — a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

rudeadjectiveUS /ruːd/

socially incorrect in behavior

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

rudenessnounUS /ˈruːdnəs/

a manner that is rude and insulting

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

stupiditynounUS /stuːˈpɪdɪtiː/

a poor ability to understand or to profit from experience

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "Your likes and dislikes are not"— "A matter of interest to you? no, I suppose not.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

unworthyadjectiveUS /ənˈwɜːrði/

lacking in value or merit

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

verbaladjectiveUS /ˈvɜːrbəl/

communicated in the form of words

From this reading "I don’t care for verbal gymnastics."

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

worthyadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːr.ði/

Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in character or magic.

From this reading "Its rudeness is worthy of you, but not its stupidity.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Now that’s unworthy of you," her companion returned.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Ordinarily your remarks are witty, even when they are rude, but this"— "Has only truth to recommend it."

Chapter 8 of The Arch-Satirist by Frances Fenwick Williams holds 398 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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