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The Art of Amusing

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Art of Amusing is here in full — 125 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.
We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.
So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.
Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.
A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Art of Amusing

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of The Art of Amusing is here in full — 125 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/25 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.
/ˈmænˈkaɪnd ɪn ˈdʒenərəl ənd wiː ˈmɑːdərn əˈmerəkənz ɪn pərˈtɪkjələr ɑːr pərˈpetʃuːəli ˈstraɪvɪŋ tuː kʌm ə ɡaʊdʒ ɡeɪm ˈoʊvər ˈneɪtʃər/
Line 2
We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.
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So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.
/soʊ wiː rɪˈpiːt ðæt wiː ɑːr moʊst ʌv ʌs pərˈpetʃuːəli ˈstraɪvɪŋ tuː ɡaʊdʒ ˈneɪtʃər bʌt ˈneɪtʃər ɪz tuː smɑːrt fɔːr ʌs ənd wɪl nɑːt əˈlaʊ hərˈself tuː biː fuːld baɪ ˈeni ˈklʌmzi dɪˈvaɪs ɪt ɪz ɪn ˈaʊər ˈpaʊər tuː ˌɪnˈvent/
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Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.
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A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.
/ə jʌŋ mæn stɑːrts ɪn ˈbɪznəs wɪð ðə ˌrezəˈluːʃən ðæt hiː wɪl meɪk ə ˈfɔːrtʃən ɪn sʌtʃ ənd sʌtʃ ə ˈnʌmbər ʌv jɪrz ənd ðen hiː wɪl rɪˈtaɪr waɪl hiː ɪz stɪl jʌŋ ənd led ðə moʊst ˈɡlɔːriəs laɪf ˈmɔːrtəl ˈevər nuː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

device noun US /dɪˈvaɪs/

an instrumentality invented for a particular purpose

From this reading “So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.”

dodge verb US /dɑːdʒ/

make a sudden movement in a new direction so as to avoid

From this reading “Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.”

fooled verb US /fuːld/

past form of “fool” — make a fool or dupe of

From this reading “So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.”

gouge verb US /ɡaʊdʒ/

force with the thumb

From this reading “Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.”

invent verb US /ˌɪnˈvent/

come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.”

investing noun US /ˌɪnˈvestɪŋ/

the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading “Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.”

legitimate adjective US /ləˈdʒɪtəmət/

of marriages and offspring; recognized as lawful

From this reading “Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.”

perpetually adverb US /pərˈpetʃuːəli/

everlastingly; for all time

From this reading “Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

certain amount adjective + noun

In this reading “Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.”

most glorious adverb + adjective

In this reading “A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.”

too smart adverb + adjective

In this reading “So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.”

best manner noun + noun

In this reading “Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

allowverbUS /əˈlaʊ/

make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

AmericansnounUS /əˈmerəkənz/

plural of “american” — a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

amountnounUS /əˈmaʊnt/

a quantity of money

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

borrowverbUS /ˈbɑːroʊ/

get temporarily

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

capacitynounUS /kəˈpæsəti/

capability to perform or produce

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

capitalnounUS /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

clumsyadjectiveUS /ˈklʌmzi/

lacking grace in movement or posture

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

conveyverbUS /kənˈveɪ/

(of information) make known; pass on

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

devicenounUS /dɪˈvaɪs/

an instrumentality invented for a particular purpose

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

dodgeverbUS /dɑːdʒ/

make a sudden movement in a new direction so as to avoid

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

drawverbUS /drɔː/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

enjoymentnounUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪmənt/

the pleasure felt when having a good time

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

fooledverbUS /fuːld/

past form of “fool” — make a fool or dupe of

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

gloriousadjectiveUS /ˈɡlɔːriəs/

having or deserving or conferring glory

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

gougeverbUS /ɡaʊdʒ/

force with the thumb

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

inventverbUS /ˌɪnˈvent/

come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

investingnounUS /ˌɪnˈvestɪŋ/

the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

largestadjectiveUS /ˈlɑːrdʒəst/

superlative of “large” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

leadverbUS /led/

take somebody somewhere

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

legitimateadjectiveUS /ləˈdʒɪtəmət/

of marriages and offspring; recognized as lawful

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

low-lived

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From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

MankindnounUS /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

mentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

mortaladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrtəl/

subject to death

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

nervousadjectiveUS /ˈnɜːrvəs/

easily agitated

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

perpetuallyadverbUS /pərˈpetʃuːəli/

everlastingly; for all time

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

phrasenounUS /freɪz/

an expression consisting of one or more words forming a grammatical constituent of a sentence

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

physicaladjectiveUS /ˈfɪzɪkəl/

involving the body as distinguished from the mind or spirit

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

preciselyadverbUS /prɪˈsaɪsli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

produceverbUS /prəˈduːs/

bring forth or yield

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

race-course

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

repeatverbUS /rɪˈpiːt/

to say, state, or perform again

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

resolutionnounUS /ˌrezəˈluːʃən/

a formal expression by a meeting; agreed to by a vote

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

retireverbUS /rɪˈtaɪr/

go into retirement; stop performing one's work or withdraw from one's position

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

slangyadjective

constituting or expressed in slang or given to the use of slang

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

smartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

spendverbUS /spend/

use up a period of time in a specific way

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

startsnounUS /stɑːrts/

plural of “start” — the beginning of anything

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

strivingnounUS /ˈstraɪvɪŋ/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading We feel that this expression is very slangy and low-lived, but as none other seems so precisely to convey our idea, we must for once borrow a phrase from the ring and the race-course.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Mankind in general, and we modern Americans in particular, are perpetually striving to come a "gouge game" over nature.

whereby

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading So we repeat that we are, most of us, perpetually striving to "gouge" nature; but nature is too smart for us, and will not allow herself to be fooled by any clumsy device it is in our power to invent.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Nature starts us in the business of life with a certain amount of capital in mental, physical, and nervous power; and just so much capacity for enjoyment; and we, instead of investing this in the best manner to produce the largest legitimate amount of interest, are perpetually engaged in trying some "dodge" whereby we may spend the capital and still draw the interest.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading A young man starts in business with the resolution that he will make a fortune in such and such a number of years, and then he will retire while he is still young, and lead the most glorious life mortal ever knew.

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