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The Art of Amusing

Chapter IX

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The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.
They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.
When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.
Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.
Will you have him for nothing?
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The Art of Amusing

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Art of Amusing is here in full — 35 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/7 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.
/ðə ˈhaɪlændərz ɑːr ə ˈhɑːrdi reɪs ɪnˈhæbətɪŋ ðə nɔːrθ ʌv ˈskɑːtlənd/
Line 2
They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.
/ðeɪ ɑːr breɪv ˈhɑːˈspɪtəbəl ənd ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli fɑːnd ʌv ˈdænsɪŋ/
Line 3
When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.
Line 4
Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.
/jet sʌtʃ ɪz ˈaʊər ˌprɑːpəˈzɪʃən tuː juː ɑːn ðə ˈprezənt əˈkeɪʒən/
Line 5
Will you have him for nothing?
/wɪl juː hæv hɪm fɔːr ˈnʌθɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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characteristics noun US /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks/

plural of “characteristic” — a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading “When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.”

exhilarating adjective US /ɪɡˈzɪləreɪtɪŋ/

making lively and cheerful

From this reading “When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.”

Highlander noun US /ˈhaɪlændər/

a soldier in a Scottish regiment from the Highlands

From this reading “When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.”

Highlanders noun US /ˈhaɪlændərz/

plural of “highlander” — a soldier in a Scottish regiment from the Highlands

From this reading “The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.”

hospitable adjective US /ˈhɑːˈspɪtəbəl/

favorable to life and growth

From this reading “They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.”

inhabiting verb US /ɪnˈhæbətɪŋ/

-ing form of “inhabit” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading “The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.”

moderate verb US /ˈmɑːdərət/

preside over

From this reading “When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.”

reflect verb US /rɪˈflekt/

manifest or bring back

From this reading “When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.”

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thousand dollars noun + noun counted as “thousand dollar”

In this reading “When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.”

exceedingly fond adverb + adjective

In this reading “They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.”

present occasion verb + noun

In this reading “Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

braveadjectiveUS /breɪv/

possessing or displaying courage; able to face and deal with danger or fear without flinching

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

characteristicsnounUS /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks/

plural of “characteristic” — a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

dancingnounUS /ˈdænsɪŋ/

taking a series of rhythmical steps (and movements) in time to music

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

exceedinglyadverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

exhilaratingadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzɪləreɪtɪŋ/

making lively and cheerful

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

fetchverbUS /fetʃ/

go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

fondadjectiveUS /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

hardyadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrdi/

having rugged physical strength; inured to fatigue or hardships

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

HighlandernounUS /ˈhaɪlændər/

a soldier in a Scottish regiment from the Highlands

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

HighlandersnounUS /ˈhaɪlændərz/

plural of “highlander” — a soldier in a Scottish regiment from the Highlands

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Will you have him for nothing?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

hospitableadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːˈspɪtəbəl/

favorable to life and growth

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

inhabitingverbUS /ɪnˈhæbətɪŋ/

-ing form of “inhabit” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

moderateverbUS /ˈmɑːdərət/

preside over

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

nigger

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From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

northnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

propositionnounUS /ˌprɑːpəˈzɪʃən/

(logic) a statement that affirms or denies something and is either true or false

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

racenounUS /reɪs/

any competition

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

reflectverbUS /rɪˈflekt/

manifest or bring back

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

ScotlandnounUS /ˈskɑːtlənd/

one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes and plaids and kilts

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Highlanders are a hardy race, inhabiting the north of Scotland.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They are brave, hospitable, and exceedingly fond of dancing.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Yet such is our proposition to you on the present occasion.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When you reflect that a very moderate nigger _used_ to fetch one thousand dollars, it will be exhilarating to know that you can have a Highlander, with all his natural characteristics, for nothing.

Chapter 9 of The Art of Amusing by Frank Bellew holds 35 sentences, grouped into 7 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 35 sentences of The Art of Amusing, unabridged, divided into 7 reading sections.

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Three
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Valuable
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Books
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Beautifully
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